You should see our 'act'!
Paying customers, only.
It's better than the Sitting Elvis show at the Barbary Coast in Vegas.
He's pretty damn good. But, we RX'ers? We are funnier. Is that a word ?
FUNNIER?
Ted Lilly needs to find his balls. Or , find some strikes. Cubs always a f'ing crapshoot with those guys. they hit 93 hits game or they seem to blank out with a weak-sister hitter.
Lilly. Should have known. C'mon TED, it's early, get your mojo on, bitch. And, you Cub hitters? Damn, you know what to do. Prince Fielder will beat your asses by himself!
C'mon. Cubs are just so inconsistent, now we get the manager involved thinking he's gotta "make a move". Holy shit. Gimme a slice and a brewski.
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