Tips on posting... Help me become the best!!!

oldirtyku

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I am looking to become a professional poster... I have bad grammar and spelling but I still think I should still follow my dream… <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>
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I am dedicated to getting this done… I even decided to post here instead of heading to <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1:City><st1lace>Tampa</st1lace></st1:City> to play poker… <o></o>
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Can some of the veteran posters give me some tips and secrets to help me up my game?<o></o>
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Doug

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Type Big !

 

nctarheelfans

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Use Icons

 

bellyputter

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Have you "balled" with anybody famous? Also, stay out of any gay threads. Good Luck

 

Dawoofdaddy

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Take some of that 6 figure salary you are getting from whitey and find some mischief to get into.

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5teamparlay

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I even decided to post here instead of heading to <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1:City><st1lace>Tampa</st1lace></st1:City> to play poker…

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I was dealing a tourny this evening and was thinking maybe this guy is ODKU.
HMM What could I say
Where are you from guys?
Who ya like in the basketball game tonight?
LOTS of poker/sportsbook bettors BTW.

I'd be in no-hurry to go there it's not a REAL casino anyways. If your in the area, stop by and check it out. Some contstruction going on right now where the sports bar was as well.

 

Dante

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posting tips

always be nice to others in your post....treat the poster like he is next to you... would you punch the guy sitting next to you?? if so then you can say Fu to the poster, but if you would not punch the guy next to you then do not be one of those faggy internet tuff guys hiding behind the screen.... most posters can see right thru it and it only makes you look like a huge ass

just my opinion

 

royboy_3831

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posting pics of incredibly hot women will get you where you want to go...

 

oldirtyku

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5teamparlay said:

I was dealing a tourny this evening and was thinking maybe this guy is ODKU.
HMM What could I say
Where are you from guys?
Who ya like in the basketball game tonight?
LOTS of poker/sportsbook bettors BTW.

I'd be in no-hurry to go there it's not a REAL casino anyways. If your in the area, stop by and check it out. Some contstruction going on right now where the sports bar was as well.

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I work in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1:City><st1lace>Orlando</st1lace></st1:City> on Mondays, <st1:City><st1lace>Lakeland</st1lace></st1:City> on Tuesday, and <st1:City><st1lace>Orlando</st1lace></st1:City> on Wednesday every week... I fly home Wednesday night to DC and get to work from home Thurs and Fri... I will be down here for another year doing this same travel schedule…
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Since my friend just quit the job down here I got no one to hang with... I Figure I could start hitting up the poker room on Tuesday nights since I am in <st1:City><st1lace>Lakeland</st1lace></st1:City> and its around <?xml:namespace prefix = st2 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:cs:smarttags" /><st2:NumConv6p0 sch="1" val="20">20</st2:NumConv6p0> miles to Hardrock...
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I would have gone today after work but I had a dinner meeting with my team in <st1:City><st1lace>Orlando... I will try to go up there next Tuesday night...</st1lace></st1:City>...

 

TomBrady#1

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Talk to Journeyman. He is beyond a pro poster. He is your source.

 

michael777

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folow jjgold,he is a posting legend :>Grin>

 

oldirtyku

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Ok. I am getting these down...
1. Type Big
2. Use Icons
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3. Be nice unless you would punch the guy sitting next you in the face
4. Get internship from Jman
5. Follow and learn from the legend JJ Gold

These are good... Keep them coming...

 

JakeT.

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Find a porn clip to one-up the best porno clip ever in the RR. I don't think it's possible, but you would be an immortal if you succeed.

 

ToddInVegas

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End every post with HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

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Bring back Pittsnogle.