What did u degenerates get for Fathers Day?

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I received a new shirt and shorts.
Obsession Night cologne
and a new pair of Oakleys


Wife gave me a white shirt and a piece of ass...both too big

 

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whalewager said:

I received a new shirt and shorts.
Obsession Night cologne
and a new pair of Oakleys


Wife gave me a white shirt and a piece if ass...both too big

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What is a piece of IF ass?

 

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whalewager said:

Wife gave me a white shirt and a piece if ass...both too big

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uppy:

 

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u never had a piece of if ass man?

 

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Is it IF you are good you will get the ASS?

 

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no its a certain type of ass

 

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I got nothing. Apparently when you're not a father, father's day don't mean jack.

 

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2 preimum brands of Cheery Pie filling for some outdoor fire pies tonight!

 

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whalewager said:

I received a new shirt and shorts.
Obsession Night cologne
and a new pair of Oakleys


Wife gave me a white shirt and a piece of ass...both too big

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LMFAO

Im crying here.

 

FatTony

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I just disconnected the door bell.


Don't want any surprises. :nono5:

 

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Phil Gordon's "Little Blue Book."

 

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Damn Tony...I didnt think of that

doors locked..windows locked...security system active...im in the storm cellar

 

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whalewager said:

Damn Tony...I didnt think of that

doors locked..windows locked...security system active...im in the storm cellar

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Exactly.


You could only be the father if they serve you the papers. :youmad:

 

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Nothing but a "happy fathers day".

 

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Fat Tony said:

I just disconnected the door bell.


Don't want any surprises. :nono5:

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:lolBIG: I'm sitting here scared shitless that the phone is going to ring!

 

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shiz said:

Nothing but a "happy fathers day".

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dont know if you were being sarcastic but that would have suited me just fine.

 

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Nothing yet, working today will celebrate it on Monday

 

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:lolBIG: I'm sitting here scared shitless that the phone is going to ring!

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I got that covered also. I shut the ringer off and changed the greeting on my voice mail to:

"As of Friday,this phone number no longer belongs to the guy who was shooting blanks. Thank you for calling."

 

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Polo shirt from my favorite bar, pair of Tiva sandals, two dozen steamed crabs later today and the best - a hand made hat from my kids saying "I love you Daddy". All good.

 

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and the best - a hand made hat from my kids saying "I love you Daddy". All good.

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That is a sweet gift. My wife had professional pictures done w/ our daughter, gave me a little album w/ about 12 wallet sizes in it and then had a little mat board made that can be framed w/ 5 pictures of my daughter. Really thoughtful and nice. And now, my daughter literally just came in and gave me a card and said "I love you Daddy". So awesome. And, if I am really lucky, my wife will go into labor today.