This "Sex Talk" informercial on right now is hilarious

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Talk about high-comedy. They have some junior dweeb and a crack whore talking in double-entendres about this product called "Extenze" that makes men bigger and have more pleasure (supposedly).
The banter and the "interviews on the street" are absolute gold.
I'm telling you check this thing out if you have no life and are up at 3 in the morning, like me.
This thing makes Tom Vu's infomercials look like Academy Award winners.
 

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Tom Vu was the king!

"Do you want to be rich like me?"
"This is not a country club, this is my house!"
"Do you want a yacht like this?"
"Are you tired of working for your boss for nothing?"

"Come to my seminar!"
 

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"If you are too stupid not to come to my 30 minute FREE seminar, then you deserve to be broke..."
 

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"If you are too stupid not to come to my 30 minute FREE seminar, then you deserve to be broke..."

Hah - yeah! But stupid people are the ones who go. And the even more stupid people go from the free seminar to the $1000 one where they learn to offer 50% of the asking price for real estate.
 

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IS THIS THE ONE WITH MY BUDDY RON JEREMY? Classic BTW-

The commercial for Extenz is even more insidious. It's a 30-minute
infomercial that comes on at 3AM. It features porn star Ron Jeremy and a
casting couch full of silicone tarts that couldn't come up with three
brain cells among them if the fate of all mankind rested upon it. I came
across this train wreck on cable one night after getting up to use the
bathroom and couldn't immediately fall back asleep. And a train wreck it
is; you can't stop watching it even though you feel evil for doing so.
Okay, I'll give Ron Jeremy his props. He's made a 25-year career out of
having sex all day long, and he's a seriously homely guy. His nickname
is The Hedgehog; need I say more? So he's sitting there leering and
grinning as these porn chicks talk about how sex is always better when a
man has a bigger Special Place. Yes. I kid you not. They call it a
Special Place, or Special Part. The same chicks that scream FUCK ME as
bad music hums along in the background while getting plowed by some
doofus with a freakishly giant dong are referring it to it now as a
Special Place. Please, kill me now. This infomercial pretty much
convinces the impressionable that with a bigger penis, you'll now
finally satisfy all women, and you too can get porn stars to fake
orgasms for you instead of for Ron Jeremy. Either way, these vultures
are preying upon the fears and insecurities of men and making them feel
that deep inside, you have a small pee pee and you'll never amount to
anything unless you take our drugs.
 

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I've always wondered how they can make these claims of making it bigger. There was a company that made Longitude Capsules that advertised on the Stern TV show on E!. The owner of the company was arrested and had to forfeit a lot of his property for false advertising.

Maybe this Extenze makes it fatter by opening up the blood vessels or something like that and that's what they are referring to when they say it makes it bigger. I don't believe they claim to make it longer although that's what the name would imply.
 

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Here's the report from the BBB web site:

http://www.neindiana.bbb.org/alerts/20060801.html

Maximizer Health Products is advertising on TV offering a free week trial of their ExtenZe male enhancement product. When an Indianapolis woman ordered the product, she was asked for her bank account number in order to pay the $5.95 S&H. She then noticed two withdrawals of $36.92. When questioned, the company told her she had "enrolled" for additional products. 664 complaints have been filed against this California company, and they have the Bureau's lowest rating.
 

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Tom Vu was the king!

"Do you want to be rich like me?"
"This is not a country club, this is my house!"
"Do you want a yacht like this?"
"Are you tired of working for your boss for nothing?"

"Come to my seminar!"
I agree. Vu is an infomercial god. Even though his story is complete bullshit. It was about the only infomercial I watched as a source of pure entertainment.
 

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This guy is too much
 

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I agree. Vu is an infomercial god. Even though his story is complete bullshit. It was about the only infomercial I watched as a source of pure entertainment.

It was so funny to watch. And all the bikini clad babes just happening to be on his yacht in the background.
 

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He rockin a rugby on a yacht with 6 ho's playing Backgammon..
....Backgammon man... while I'm reading a posting forum.

Commercial aside, can't knock the hustle.

He got sophisticated ho's who play Backgammon...
 

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i agree, the Tom Vu infomercial's were a great watch. He is now a professional poker player. taken from wikipedia.

Professional poker career
He does continue his parallel career as a tournament poker player. As of 2007, he has won more than $1,150,000 in casino poker tournaments, including a second place finish in a no limit Texas hold 'em event at the 2007 World Series of Poker and a 22nd place finish at the 2005 World Series of Poker championship event.<SUP class=reference id=_ref-0>[1]</SUP>
In April 2006, he finished ninth in the Season Five World Poker Tour championship event, earning $216,585.
 

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Tommy Vu plays regularly at the Bellagio. I've had the privilege to meet him and he is one hell of a nice guy.
 

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Noone comes close to Tom. Infomercial all time King!

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Tom Vu was a legend...You think these girls like me cuase of my personality...they wouldn't give me the sweat of their chest if I was dying of thirst if I was not rich...
 

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