Serena Williams, LMAO

mike0187 · Jul 2, 2007

Is this live on Wimbledon right now? I'm just assuming is...

but Serena went down with a cramp in her calf, and cried like a fucking baby about it. She was making the most ridiculous faces and sounds as she just layed on the ground, even with the trainer helping her. Stretch it out and walk it off like a professional athlete you dyke. She basically stayed in the fetal position for like 5 minutes like a dumbass.

anyone see this? incredible, I wanted to slap that bitch in the face for being such a puss..now shes trying to play it off but its about to rain anyway

mike0187 · Jul 2, 2007

god what an overreacting bitach

and the girl shes playing has great legs

lapdance · Jul 2, 2007

Wonder What Would Happen If She Got A Cramp In That Big Ass?

mike0187 · Jul 2, 2007

ahh, shes down 4-2 in the second set tiebreaker and she takes 3 minutes to change sides of the court, then looks up at the sky for another minute and finally 2 drops of rain come down so they suspend play

fuck her

CarolinaKid · Jul 2, 2007

She is one ugly man....LOL....ck

CarolinaKid · Jul 2, 2007

Hey Lap i bet you could stick a 2 by 4 up her backside and she would not feel a thing.........LOL..ck

royboy_3831 · Jul 2, 2007

D-Wade like reaction...

cincy_ · Jul 2, 2007

The score was 3-2, it was the opponent's serve and she had to go pee ... the umpire said she had to wait until before HER OWN serve. She whined about it - making it look like the umpire wouldn't even let her pee.

Next game, the ump (on her serve) asked her if she needed to go ... the bitch said NO

levistep · Jul 2, 2007

I strained my ankle playing basketball and 2 minutes later I was dunking over Laurent Robinson.

TTinCO · Jul 2, 2007

I've had some calf cramps that were borderline lethal-especially when you can't get the shit to stop.

You literally just want to die!

C.P. · Jul 2, 2007

levistep said:
I strained my ankle playing basketball and 2 minutes later I was dunking over Laurent Robinson.

Now thats funny sh*t....:aktion033

terps1313 · Jul 2, 2007

Agreed tinco... did you see the size of her calf when it cramped? I don't like her much either but it does hurt pretty bad.

gtc08 · Jul 2, 2007

ive had cramps that bad before. i guarantee any of you guys would be whining like her to. very very very painful.

TTinCO · Jul 2, 2007

terps1313 said:
Agreed tinco... did you see the size of her calf when it cramped? I don't like her much either but it does hurt pretty bad.

I didn't see it, but I've had some calf cramps that turned them into a ROCK. I'm not joking-YOU WANT TO DIE!

Railbird · Jul 3, 2007

Is painfull, but no an injury it is a nerves injury. She wont miss a beat next match. In fact good time to take her at +575 Ive seen.

pooty · Jul 3, 2007

but through the cramp and rain she still beat the other chick. whether you like her or not she's the best there is.

WorldNumberOne · Jul 3, 2007

pooty said:
but through the cramp and rain she still beat the other chick. whether you like her or not she's the best there is.

wrong... way wrong...

i'll take justine.

raiderhater · Jul 3, 2007

Most of you guys who are ridiculing an injury that was very visible to the naked eye are probably big bellied slobs who could pull a hammy lunging off the couch to grab your remote. As far as her looks, 1) she didn't ask any of you guys to fuck her 2) she's gotten endoresments and modeled fashions on the runway in Paris. Advertisers and designers aren't inclined to have people endorse or model their products whom they deem unattractive, and they know a little more about such things then you clowns. As far as her chances against Juice-tine Henin, the little yellow toothed, flat chested cheating juicer, IF Serena is fit, and I have no idea if she is, she can handle Juicy: she's NEVER lost to on any surface other than clay, including crushing her at Wimby following her disputed loss in the French years ago. Juicy hasn't won a Slam off of dirt in 3.5 years, showing her clutch play last year by losing in the finals of the other 3 majors, including two losses to Mauresmo, who is a noted choker who has never beaten ANYBODY else for a Slam title. Serena came from two match points down to beat Juicy earlier this year, and has twice crushed the "IT" girl Maria Potty-pova, in matches this year, including the finals of the Aussie Open as an underdog.

gtc08 · Jul 3, 2007

itll be interesting to see serena vs. henin if that happens

MrJ · Jul 3, 2007

designers aren't inclined to have people endorse or model their products whom they deem unattractive

Runway models aren't necessarily very attractive at all. Some are actually very plain looking without makeup. That said I bet she's an animal in the sack.