Hey that Jared guy from subway is getting fat.

Search

Member
Handicapper
Joined
Oct 31, 2004
Messages
44,297
Tokens
I was watching that Reggie Bush and Jared Subway commercial a while ago, and while I was watching Reggie eat his sub thinking about the Saints upcoming year of greatness, I noticed that Jared is starting to order some sandwitches from the part of the menu that is not from the 6 grams of fat or less section.

I think he has been ordering steak and cheese, or meatball, or tuna without the light mayo.
Hell, he may be ordering from the bad guy Mcdonald and BurgerKing.

What an idiot he would be if he lost this gravey train that he calls a job doing 30 second spots for over 1.5 mill a year. Yes thats right. I read a story about his contract with subway. He makes over 1.5 a year, talking like a f a g eating tasty subs.

The only stipulation in his contract is that he has to keep the weight off, or the contract is void.

Could you imagine someone ripping up a contract worth over 1mill a year just because you could not resist supersizing your combo meal at BurgerKing. What f a g.

Boy that Reggie Bush looks like hes ready to pound it this season. I see 2000 allpurpose yards for that stud of man.

Jared is so gay, dont you think?

Damm that Reggie looks good and ready to go.:puppy:
 

RX Senior
Joined
Apr 20, 2002
Messages
47,431
Tokens
He looks sort of chubby to me in some of those spots I have thought that for a while now.
 

Member
Handicapper
Joined
Oct 31, 2004
Messages
44,297
Tokens
He looks sort of chubby to me in some of those spots I have thought that for a while now.

He has certainly gained about 30 pounds and is wearing lose clothes to cover it up.

He is one BIG MAC away from losing his gravey gig.

When he finally does tip the scale too much, I promise you, he will gain every pound back.
 

Member
Joined
Nov 21, 2006
Messages
4,446
Tokens
Even when he first started doing the commercials, i didnt think he was in "great shape". He just went from huge to average. You look at the people in the biggest loser to know what getting in good shape is. I agree he is a loser haha.
 

Member
Joined
Nov 21, 2006
Messages
4,446
Tokens
So Chop you are saying he has gained a considerable amount of weight between his 1st subway commercial and present time, right? I am gonna try and watch a commercial back in the day compared to now.
 

Member
Handicapper
Joined
Oct 31, 2004
Messages
44,297
Tokens
So Chop you are saying he has gained a considerable amount of weight between his 1st subway commercial and present time, right? I am gonna try and watch a commercial back in the day compared to now.

Hell yes, he has gained a good 35 pounds.
 

New member
Joined
Sep 21, 2003
Messages
42,910
Tokens
I noticed he was getting chubby the other day on TV as well, maybe I saw the same thing
 

Rx. Senior
Joined
Sep 20, 2003
Messages
17,238
Tokens
It could be worse. He could be posting on an internet forum under the name Choptalk.

Owned.:aktion033
 

Member
Handicapper
Joined
Oct 31, 2004
Messages
44,297
Tokens
I gained a few pounds over the last 6 months, but im still more in shape than jared and I feel sick about myself for getting away from where I should be, and im not even getting paid to stay in shape.

If he cant keep it down getting over 1 mill a year, just imagine how fat he is going to be when he loses that gig.
 
Joined
Oct 26, 2003
Messages
26,300
Tokens
I noticed Andruw Jones has put on a few pounds since the beginning of the season......what do you think Chop?
 

New member
Joined
Feb 8, 2007
Messages
1,813
Tokens
Peter Brady is buff and not nearly as gay as Jared and I hear he models underwear too.
 

Member
Joined
Sep 21, 2004
Messages
1,876
Tokens
Jared is such a tool. So is his twin brother...the squirrel on the Verizon commercials... Don't think they gave him a name, thank god.
 

Banned
Joined
Sep 20, 2004
Messages
80,046
Tokens
maybe this thread subliminally sent me to SUBWAY today for the FIRST TIME EVER....I was out and about saw a Subway and got lunch....

Had a chicken sandwich, it was pretty tasty actually...first time I ever set foot in one.
 

Forum statistics

Threads
1,108,262
Messages
13,449,996
Members
99,404
Latest member
byen17188
The RX is the sports betting industry's leading information portal for bonuses, picks, and sportsbook reviews. Find the best deals offered by a sportsbook in your state and browse our free picks section.FacebookTwitterInstagramContact Usforum@therx.com