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The Devil Rays have just adopted a new policy going forward...Due to their poor performance of late, they will allow alchohol to be consumed before, during and after games.

When reached for comment manger Joe MADDENING responded "I think it is a lovely idea, this team is only a few beers away from contending and this could put us over the top"...MADDENING went on to say " I like the makeup of this club, Revlon, MaxFactor they are really starting to help this team erases the blemishes of the past."

MADDENING was seen leaving Fenway on a jackass...Oh no after further investigation that was Andrew Friedman who was giving MADDENING the ride to the airport!



Also seen in the St.Pete Times Today

Help Wanted ASAP
We are currently holding interviews for 23 semi non retarded baseball players. You must be able to stand up right, have a heart beat and not be afraid to fail.

Requirements:
Able to fit in a major league uniform


Please contact Andrew Friedman at Iamafreakingidiot@drays.com




 

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this idiot madden was actually saying earlier in the season that he thought the rays can make the playoffs this year....what a complete jackass....this team is gutless enough to lose 20 straight:missingte



i've watched there games since their inception and they've been a cash cow for me. this team loses 100 once again.
 

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the bucs were the worst team in nfl history at one point...so were the lightning and now the devil rays are a winning pick for worst team in sports history...and i've been watching the since '98 and i've laughed through it all.
 

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Why they don't fire Maddon is beyond me...He has no idea how to motivate a club. Plus he couldn't manage his way out of a paper bag.

Literally has to go down as one of the all time worst hirings of a manager in sports....Did they hire him because of his retro glasses....Or more likely, he was the only stupid SOB dumb enough to take this post.

When this team wins, it wins in spite of him and his managerial skills. Fire this bozo as soon as possible..Do it before the small fan base that you have starts to erode even further.

And YES hire some REAL baseball men in the front office. Or let Hunsicker take the reigns...Oh yeah I forgot, if you don't spend money, you don't get better. DUH!!!!

At least we have a lovely Rays touch tank in center field!
 

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Lol

Don't say it too loudly, these bozos would probably make the deal tomorrow. The braintrust (yeah right) that is the Devil Rays front office.

I feel bad that Reyes went down with an injury. I was looking for the blockbuster trade later this month..You know the one, the one where we get a couple minor league prospects and a player to be named later.


And can someone please get it through to Kazmir.....Pitch ahead in the count....It seems to work for all the GOOD pitchers in the league.....If this SOB was a Native American his name would be Chief Throws Alot of Pitches......

Just imagine if this was my favorite team...Unfortunatley I just live in close vicinity to these bums....
 

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tampa bay is one of the hardest teams to figure out in any of the professional sports.

the devil rays really arent that far away from being an above .500 team.

but just when you start to have faith in them, they rip off a 10-game losing streak.

kazmir is still finding his way a little bit but he is solid. and then shields is about as underrated a pitcher as there is in the majors right now. but the rest of that staff is a joke.

the hitting is good. but is it really 'american league east' good? thats the problem. location kills them being in the american league east with boston and new york.

i think a microcosm of the devil rays franchise is the josh hamilton situation. hamilton is selected number one overall. he goes through some personal battles. tampa cuts him loose right before he gets it all figured out. .... and now the reds have a blossoming young star in their outfield.
 

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Hamilton

Another prime example of being idiots...Why invest all the time and patience in Hamilton and then toss it all away as he is turning the corner....

Did the braintrust all get together in the same room and say..."Lets see, the kid is starting to get his life back together, this might be a good time to see if we can get NOTHING for a five tool guy".....Yeah I dont have to ask myself that question, I know the answer...And the sad part is, that is probably pretty close to how it went down LOL

And for Kazmir.......if this guy ever learns how to pitch then I might turn around my opinion. As of right now this kid just doesnt get it....Maybe it is his youth, or maybe he is just a giant knucklehead.....Left side of the rubber, right side of the rubber....Jesus, just throw some strikes...maybe take a few lessons from Shields...At least this kid has the moxy to battle around the strike zone.

As for the others, they can take the Howell kid and his 83 MPH heater and get rid of him...When the radar gun is laughing at your fastball, you HAVE a problem.

Ed "NoWin" Jackson...did Maddon actually say he could see this guy pitching for a championship or a contending team one day..Yeah if he heads to Japan and plays for the Akinori Swallows.(No offense to Aki) And if this guy is so good Joe, why did you pull him out of a game two starts back after he struck out the side and had only thrown 100 pitches through 6 innings...Oh, was it to get to that stellar bullpen??? Yeah just what I thought...When a manager can't explain his own actions at the end of the game, that is a problem...Note to upper management...This guy SUCKS!

Someone should check those glasses that Maddon is looking through...Obviously they are allowing him to see something that us "non baseball" people dont see...Either that or he is a giant freaking idiot...Yeah my vote is for "giant freaking idiot"..Take your Merlot and get your butt out of town..Give me a manager who chugs a few beers and isnt afraid to chew a few asses...

The only guy I feel good for is Wigginton..At least with this swoon, he will have the chance to get out of here and get to a real MLB team.
 

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As for the others, they can take the Howell kid and his 83 MPH heater and get rid of him...When the radar gun is laughing at your fastball, you HAVE a problem

that made me snort milk out of my nose as i eat these oreos
 

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Forgot This One

Get rid of Navajo also...Yeah I know that isnt his name, but who cares. The screwy fat little catcher needs to go...Can't remember the last time he got a key hit...Oh that might be because he is hitting just BELOW .200...Very Nice you bum!!

Carl Crawford sums it up when he says he doesnt want to leave his hotel room on the road because it is embarrasing. DEMAND a trade Carl...Get out while you still have your youth...Don't let them steal your youth!!!!!!!
 

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Whatever happened to the cookie monster? He was money in foots.:sad3:
 

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