The Devil Rays have just adopted a new policy going forward...Due to their poor performance of late, they will allow alchohol to be consumed before, during and after games.
When reached for comment manger Joe MADDENING responded "I think it is a lovely idea, this team is only a few beers away from contending and this could put us over the top"...MADDENING went on to say " I like the makeup of this club, Revlon, MaxFactor they are really starting to help this team erases the blemishes of the past."
MADDENING was seen leaving Fenway on a jackass...Oh no after further investigation that was Andrew Friedman who was giving MADDENING the ride to the airport!
Also seen in the St.Pete Times Today
Help Wanted ASAP
We are currently holding interviews for 23 semi non retarded baseball players. You must be able to stand up right, have a heart beat and not be afraid to fail.
Requirements:
Able to fit in a major league uniform
Please contact Andrew Friedman at Iamafreakingidiot@drays.com
When reached for comment manger Joe MADDENING responded "I think it is a lovely idea, this team is only a few beers away from contending and this could put us over the top"...MADDENING went on to say " I like the makeup of this club, Revlon, MaxFactor they are really starting to help this team erases the blemishes of the past."
MADDENING was seen leaving Fenway on a jackass...Oh no after further investigation that was Andrew Friedman who was giving MADDENING the ride to the airport!
Also seen in the St.Pete Times Today
Help Wanted ASAP
We are currently holding interviews for 23 semi non retarded baseball players. You must be able to stand up right, have a heart beat and not be afraid to fail.
Requirements:
Able to fit in a major league uniform
Please contact Andrew Friedman at Iamafreakingidiot@drays.com