Saturday, July 7, 2007
Injuries, box score lines ... and funny quotes
<HR width="100%" noShade SIZE=1>By Jayson Stark
ESPN.com
Top five injuries of the half-year
Fifth prize (TKO division): Phillies third baseman Abraham Nunez was minding his own business in the batter's box May 23 when Marlins catcher Miguel Olivo unleashed a throw to second base, inadvertently conked Nunez in the jaw and knocked him out of the next two games with a concussion.
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Yost
<!-- INLINE HEADSHOT (END) -->Fourth prize (coaching-staff division): So which is more hazardous to your health -- fitness or recreation? Well, Brewers manager Ned Yost tried the fitness route by jogging to Wrigley Field -- only to trip on some loose concrete and break his collarbone. Meanwhile, Devil Rays pitching coach Jim Hickey tried to sneak in a little golf last month -- only to be attacked by his own errant shot, which ricocheted off a curb and drilled him in the eyebrow. He needed surgery for a detached retina.
Third prize (beware of Fox Sports division): Yankees manager Joe Torre loves to complain about ESPN. But clearly, it's Joe Buck and Tim McCarver he needs to keep his eye on. Twice in three weeks, the Yankees started rookie pitchers on a Saturday afternoon Fox game -- and had both of them break some kind of bone when they got nailed by rockets back to the mound launched by the second batter of the game. Jeff Karstens broke a leg. Darrell Rasner broke his right index finger. Neither has thrown a pitch for the Yankees since.
Second prize (pain in the buttocks division): For what turned out to be obvious reasons, the Nationals were a little vague about an injury suffered last month by reliever Jesus Colome. It was first described as "a soft tissue injury in a lower right extremity." But later, the team fessed up and admitted Colome was suffering (literally) from a dreaded "abscess on his right buttock," which actually landed him in the hospital for more than a week. "It's a serious situation," GM Jim Bowden told the Washington Post's Barry Svrluga. "We pray for his buttocks and his family."
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Howry
<!-- INLINE HEADSHOT (END) -->First prize (thrill of the grill division): You know it's been a year for creative injuries when Cubs reliever Bobby Howry could wrench his back trying to carry a gas grill across his patio and have it not even be the No. 1 barbecueing injury of the year. Pirates pitcher Ian Snell fired up that one last month -- when he had a little mishap while grilling up some chicken, burned the tip of his index finger and had to miss a start. Fortunately, Tom Gorzelanny filled in for him, beat the Mariners and announced afterward: "Ian owes me dinner for this -- takeout."
Box score lines of the half-year
Schizophrenia division
Amazingly, Mariners rookie Ryan Feierabend cranked out these three lines in back-to-back-to-back starts:
• June 22 vs. the Reds: 2 2/3 IP, 6 H, 9 R, 9 ER, 5 BB, 2 K, 2 HR, 84 pitches to get 8 outs (final score: Reds 16, Mariners 1)
• June 27 vs. the Red Sox: 5 IP, 5 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 2 BB, 3 K (final score: Mariners 2, Red Sox 1)
• July 3 vs. the Royals: 1 1/3 IP, 8 H, 10 R, 10 ER, 2 BB, 0 K, 2 HR, 61 pitches to get 4 outs (final score: Royals 17, Mariners 3)
As innovative as it was to allow nine runs, zero runs and 10 runs back-to-back-to-back, it was just as challenging to give up 10 earned runs in a game without even getting five outs. Feierabend was the first Mariner in history to do that -- and just the eighth pitcher to do it for any team in the last 50 years.
Deja vu division
What's more rare than a 14-hitter? How about the same pitcher throwing two 14-hitters in the same season?
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Sampson
<!-- INLINE HEADSHOT (END) -->Astros rookie Chris Sampson pulled that off with these doozies:
• April 23 vs. the Phillies: 4 IP, 14 H, 7 R, 7 ER, 1 BB, 4 K, 1 HR
• June 18 vs. the Angels: 6 IP, 14 H, 6 R, 6 ER, 2 BB, 1 K
In the first start, Sampson became only the second pitcher in the last 65 years to give up that many hits and get that few outs. (The other: Scott Sanders -- a 16-hitter in four innings pitched -- on April 14. 1998.) In the second, Sampson became just the second pitcher in the last 25 years to allow 14 hits or more twice in the same season. (The other: Jason Marquis, just last season.)
Farm land division
The wildest minor-league game of the year (Lake Elsinore 30, Lancaster 0) gave us two memorable box-score lines.
In the individual competition, Lancaster's Mario Pena had the most action-packed relief outing of his lifetime: 1 1/3 IP, 8 H, 11 R, 11 ER, 3 BB, 0 K, 1 HR, 1 HBP.
But it's the combined tag-team line by his whole pitching staff that gives you the full flavor of this madness: 9 IP, 28 H, 30 R, 29 ER, 8 BB, 7 K, 6 HR, 2 HBP, 2 WP, 1 balk, 9 doubles. Try duplicating that on your Xbox sometime.
Mystery-man division
Last season, not one manager in baseball could summon up the courage to let even one of his position players make it to the mound to finish up a blowout. So we salute the Devil Rays' Joe Maddon and the Cardinals' Tony La Russa for allowing these box-score gems to unfold this season:
• Tampa Bay's Josh Wilson, June 8 vs. Florida: 1 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 0 K, in a game in which he pinch-hit in the eighth inning, then stayed in the game to pitch.
• St. Louis' Scott Spiezio, June 15 vs. Oakland: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 0 K, 20 pitches, 10 strikes. The St. Louis Post Dispatch's Rick Hummel reports that the next day, Spiezio was the starting DH in Oakland, walked in the first inning and scored. After he arrived back in the dugout, he imparted this valuable lesson on his teammates: "Shows you what can happen when you walk the pitcher."
Now here's our valuable lesson to those 28 other managers out there: What was the combined ERA of Wilson and Spiezio in those games? It was 0.00, of course. And what was the ERA of all the real pitchers who pitched for their teams in those two games: 17.36. Any more questions?
No-hit division
There's no box-score-perusing experience more cool than the sight of a no-hit box-score line. So relive those chills and thrills by basking in these two lines one more time:
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Buehrle
<!-- INLINE HEADSHOT (END) -->• Mark Buehrle, April 18 vs. the Rangers: 9 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 K, just 27 batters faced (thanks to a pickoff of the only baserunner). Claim to fame: It was only the second non-perfecto no-hitter in which the author faced the minimum 27 hitters since a Sandy Koufax no-hitter in 1964. (The other: by Terry Mulholland, on Aug. 15, 1990.)
• Justin Verlander, June 12 vs. the Brewers: 9 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 4 BB, 12 K. Claim to fame: In their previous game, the Brewers had gotten 22 hits -- making them the only team since 1900 to get 22 hits or more one game and zilch the next.
Injuries, box score lines ... and funny quotes
<HR width="100%" noShade SIZE=1>By Jayson Stark
ESPN.com
Top five injuries of the half-year
Fifth prize (TKO division): Phillies third baseman Abraham Nunez was minding his own business in the batter's box May 23 when Marlins catcher Miguel Olivo unleashed a throw to second base, inadvertently conked Nunez in the jaw and knocked him out of the next two games with a concussion.
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<!-- INLINE HEADSHOT (END) -->Fourth prize (coaching-staff division): So which is more hazardous to your health -- fitness or recreation? Well, Brewers manager Ned Yost tried the fitness route by jogging to Wrigley Field -- only to trip on some loose concrete and break his collarbone. Meanwhile, Devil Rays pitching coach Jim Hickey tried to sneak in a little golf last month -- only to be attacked by his own errant shot, which ricocheted off a curb and drilled him in the eyebrow. He needed surgery for a detached retina.
Third prize (beware of Fox Sports division): Yankees manager Joe Torre loves to complain about ESPN. But clearly, it's Joe Buck and Tim McCarver he needs to keep his eye on. Twice in three weeks, the Yankees started rookie pitchers on a Saturday afternoon Fox game -- and had both of them break some kind of bone when they got nailed by rockets back to the mound launched by the second batter of the game. Jeff Karstens broke a leg. Darrell Rasner broke his right index finger. Neither has thrown a pitch for the Yankees since.
Second prize (pain in the buttocks division): For what turned out to be obvious reasons, the Nationals were a little vague about an injury suffered last month by reliever Jesus Colome. It was first described as "a soft tissue injury in a lower right extremity." But later, the team fessed up and admitted Colome was suffering (literally) from a dreaded "abscess on his right buttock," which actually landed him in the hospital for more than a week. "It's a serious situation," GM Jim Bowden told the Washington Post's Barry Svrluga. "We pray for his buttocks and his family."
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<!-- INLINE HEADSHOT (END) -->First prize (thrill of the grill division): You know it's been a year for creative injuries when Cubs reliever Bobby Howry could wrench his back trying to carry a gas grill across his patio and have it not even be the No. 1 barbecueing injury of the year. Pirates pitcher Ian Snell fired up that one last month -- when he had a little mishap while grilling up some chicken, burned the tip of his index finger and had to miss a start. Fortunately, Tom Gorzelanny filled in for him, beat the Mariners and announced afterward: "Ian owes me dinner for this -- takeout."
Box score lines of the half-year
Schizophrenia division
Amazingly, Mariners rookie Ryan Feierabend cranked out these three lines in back-to-back-to-back starts:
• June 22 vs. the Reds: 2 2/3 IP, 6 H, 9 R, 9 ER, 5 BB, 2 K, 2 HR, 84 pitches to get 8 outs (final score: Reds 16, Mariners 1)
• June 27 vs. the Red Sox: 5 IP, 5 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 2 BB, 3 K (final score: Mariners 2, Red Sox 1)
• July 3 vs. the Royals: 1 1/3 IP, 8 H, 10 R, 10 ER, 2 BB, 0 K, 2 HR, 61 pitches to get 4 outs (final score: Royals 17, Mariners 3)
As innovative as it was to allow nine runs, zero runs and 10 runs back-to-back-to-back, it was just as challenging to give up 10 earned runs in a game without even getting five outs. Feierabend was the first Mariner in history to do that -- and just the eighth pitcher to do it for any team in the last 50 years.
Deja vu division
What's more rare than a 14-hitter? How about the same pitcher throwing two 14-hitters in the same season?
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<!-- INLINE HEADSHOT (END) -->Astros rookie Chris Sampson pulled that off with these doozies:
• April 23 vs. the Phillies: 4 IP, 14 H, 7 R, 7 ER, 1 BB, 4 K, 1 HR
• June 18 vs. the Angels: 6 IP, 14 H, 6 R, 6 ER, 2 BB, 1 K
In the first start, Sampson became only the second pitcher in the last 65 years to give up that many hits and get that few outs. (The other: Scott Sanders -- a 16-hitter in four innings pitched -- on April 14. 1998.) In the second, Sampson became just the second pitcher in the last 25 years to allow 14 hits or more twice in the same season. (The other: Jason Marquis, just last season.)
Farm land division
The wildest minor-league game of the year (Lake Elsinore 30, Lancaster 0) gave us two memorable box-score lines.
In the individual competition, Lancaster's Mario Pena had the most action-packed relief outing of his lifetime: 1 1/3 IP, 8 H, 11 R, 11 ER, 3 BB, 0 K, 1 HR, 1 HBP.
But it's the combined tag-team line by his whole pitching staff that gives you the full flavor of this madness: 9 IP, 28 H, 30 R, 29 ER, 8 BB, 7 K, 6 HR, 2 HBP, 2 WP, 1 balk, 9 doubles. Try duplicating that on your Xbox sometime.
Mystery-man division
Last season, not one manager in baseball could summon up the courage to let even one of his position players make it to the mound to finish up a blowout. So we salute the Devil Rays' Joe Maddon and the Cardinals' Tony La Russa for allowing these box-score gems to unfold this season:
• Tampa Bay's Josh Wilson, June 8 vs. Florida: 1 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 0 K, in a game in which he pinch-hit in the eighth inning, then stayed in the game to pitch.
• St. Louis' Scott Spiezio, June 15 vs. Oakland: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 0 K, 20 pitches, 10 strikes. The St. Louis Post Dispatch's Rick Hummel reports that the next day, Spiezio was the starting DH in Oakland, walked in the first inning and scored. After he arrived back in the dugout, he imparted this valuable lesson on his teammates: "Shows you what can happen when you walk the pitcher."
Now here's our valuable lesson to those 28 other managers out there: What was the combined ERA of Wilson and Spiezio in those games? It was 0.00, of course. And what was the ERA of all the real pitchers who pitched for their teams in those two games: 17.36. Any more questions?
No-hit division
There's no box-score-perusing experience more cool than the sight of a no-hit box-score line. So relive those chills and thrills by basking in these two lines one more time:
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<!-- INLINE HEADSHOT (END) -->• Mark Buehrle, April 18 vs. the Rangers: 9 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 K, just 27 batters faced (thanks to a pickoff of the only baserunner). Claim to fame: It was only the second non-perfecto no-hitter in which the author faced the minimum 27 hitters since a Sandy Koufax no-hitter in 1964. (The other: by Terry Mulholland, on Aug. 15, 1990.)
• Justin Verlander, June 12 vs. the Brewers: 9 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 4 BB, 12 K. Claim to fame: In their previous game, the Brewers had gotten 22 hits -- making them the only team since 1900 to get 22 hits or more one game and zilch the next.