One good 2 team parlay winner tomorrow and you can buy a riding lawnmower. Maybe the stolen one will catch on fire! Maybe God was saving your life. Use this lesson about the garage door and splurge on yourself and buy a riding lawnmower.
If you live in Humble, Texas , then you need a riding lawnmower. I live 70 miles from Humble
If you live in Humble, Texas , then you need a riding lawnmower. I live 70 miles from Humble
I put $40 worth of gas in my car on Thursday and woke up this morning and got in the car to go down to the small town I live near and noticed the gas guage was on E. I hardly left the house in the meantime since Thursday driving maybe 10 miles while running back and forth to a nearby grocery store a few times and used almost no gas.
Someone snuck up into my driveway while myself and my feroucious Rotwieller were sleeping late Sunday nite/Monday morning and used an Oklahoma credit card to syphon most of my $40 bucks worth of new gas into I don't know how many gas cans. I went out today and bought a new gas cap that requires a key to open it for $7 and another $40 worth of gas...
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Someone snuck up into my driveway while myself and my feroucious Rotwieller were sleeping late Sunday nite/Monday morning and used an Oklahoma credit card to syphon most of my $40 bucks worth of new gas into I don't know how many gas cans. I went out today and bought a new gas cap that requires a key to open it for $7 and another $40 worth of gas...
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You beat me to it. I was going to ask if a russian named Yuri was involved.That has to be the funniest thread ever on the rx.
Got you beat partner. I have a rental home in N.C. and it's currently empty. When I bought the home in 2002 I bought a brand new refrigerator for $1,000. My property manager calls me the other day and asks me if I've given my key to a third party. I told her "no" and she proceeds to tell me my refrigerator is gone.
Some asshole came in the middle of the night and stole my damn refrigerator. I bet a dude's sitting on his couch right now pulling a Pabst Blue Ribbon out of my refrigerator.
Some asshole came in the middle of the night and stole my damn refrigerator. I bet a dude's sitting on his couch right now pulling a Pabst Blue Ribbon out of my refrigerator.
