Guys- Be very careful!!!!!

Jabow · Jul 17, 2007

Guys, you have to be very careful when you take that great gamble in your life, MARRIAGE

I have noticed it for some time now and today, It happened again.

I was in the Supermarket, and coming towards me pushing a cart was a face I instantly remembered.

OMG, It was a girl I liked many years ago, and she was not the hottie that she was the last time I saw her. The funny thing is, we are about par on age and she looks about 10-15 years older than me. and fat, OMG.

If we had really hooked up and probably gotten married, I would have had a fatty for a wife, and not that good looking as before.

I saw this in a few girls that I had a crush on when I was like 14-15 years old, man they have changed, and I have soo moved on from these girls who were the hot ones at that time, Im dating some really hot girls now.

Man, life is funny.

rolltide · Jul 17, 2007

she look like what her mom did 15 years ago?

TheRightSide · Jul 17, 2007

:monsters-

:think2:

Dante · Jul 17, 2007

:missingte funny thread

Anonymous1 · Jul 17, 2007

Did her

grow large

shdw01 · Jul 17, 2007

It isn't as accurate as we would like, but our best guess has to be taking a look at mother.

As far as if you are one of the unlukcy ones that has a balloon wife, nothing you can do really. I doubt us rx'ers are shallow enough to divorce cause our wives put on a few. (lol)

Jabow · Jul 17, 2007

I say you divorce them, look , you only live once right? so, have the hottest chick, the best sex, the most fun, travel, gamble, sex, do what make you happy, just do it. listen, I told my girl she looked a bit fat from a couple of months back, and i said, listen, I love you , but keep the weight off, be as sexy as ever, make me happy, be spontanious and surprise me with BJ's and we will be together a long, long time, but if not, Im sorry, im gonna leave you or cheat, and thats the truth,

She was a bit shock and after a bit of silence she understood, had great sex that night

~Falco~ · Jul 17, 2007

Jabow said:
Guys, you have to be very careful when you take that great gamble in your life, MARRIAGE

I have noticed it for some time now and today, It happened again.

I was in the Supermarket, and coming towards me pushing a cart was a face I instantly remembered.

OMG, It was a girl I liked many years ago, and she was not the hottie that she was the last time I saw her. The funny thing is, we are about par on age and she looks about 10-15 years older than me. and fat, OMG.

If we had really hooked up and probably gotten married, I would have had a fatty for a wife, and not that good looking as before.

I saw this in a few girls that I had a crush on when I was like 14-15 years old, man they have changed, and I have soo moved on from these girls who were the hot ones at that time, Im dating some really hot girls now.

Man, life is funny.

She said the same thing about you, Tubby :lol:

VIEJODINOSAUR · Jul 17, 2007

Jabow said:
I say you divorce them, look , you only live once right? so, have the hottest chick, the best sex, the most fun, travel, gamble, sex, do what make you happy, just do it. listen, I told my girl she looked a bit fat from a couple of months back, and i said, listen, I love you , but keep the weight off, be as sexy as ever, make me happy, be spontanious and surprise me with BJ's and we will be together a long, long time, but if not, Im sorry, im gonna leave you or cheat, and thats the truth,

She was a bit shock and after a bit of silence she understood, had great sex that night

I'm not calling you out, but I know alot of women who would kick your ass, if you ever pulled a stunt like that...JMHO:aktion033

MrJ · Jul 17, 2007

If you expect them to maintain themselves and will divorce them if not then marriage is hugely -ev.

Why not just pick a girl that cares about her health (which probably means she wants to stay fit)?? Why don't you work out together?

royboy_3831 · Jul 17, 2007

Jabow said:
I say you divorce them, look , you only live once right? so, have the hottest chick, the best sex, the most fun, travel, gamble, sex, do what make you happy, just do it. listen, I told my girl she looked a bit fat from a couple of months back, and i said, listen, I love you , but keep the weight off, be as sexy as ever, make me happy, be spontanious and surprise me with BJ's and we will be together a long, long time, but if not, Im sorry, im gonna leave you or cheat, and thats the truth,

She was a bit shock and after a bit of silence she understood, had great sex that night after I forked over the standard 500 bucks.

Yeah, I could see that.

shdw01 · Jul 17, 2007

Jabow said:
I say you divorce them, look , you only live once right? so, have the hottest chick, the best sex, the most fun, travel, gamble, sex, do what make you happy, just do it. listen, I told my girl she looked a bit fat from a couple of months back, and i said, listen, I love you , but keep the weight off, be as sexy as ever, make me happy, be spontanious and surprise me with BJ's and we will be together a long, long time, but if not, Im sorry, im gonna leave you or cheat, and thats the truth,

She was a bit shock and after a bit of silence she understood, had great sex that night

If I pulled this, i'd have to seriously guard my testicles for the next 30 minutes. Then, I will have to bear anger, tears, sharp-flying objects, and a bunch of her friends that will talk more smack than gary sheffield.

You my friend, must either be ridiculously rich or know something about girls that needs to be shared with the rest of the forum.

surprise bj's!!! hahaha, i'd settle for planned!

RobFunk · Jul 17, 2007

Jabow, thats a funny story about the supermarket.

Like a little over a month ago, I was in the 1st isle on one side and I glanced over to the other side and I saw this brunette. And I was like I recognize that ass. Thats got to be her. I think thats my X. So I walk over to that side and pretend like I am shopping for what she is. So I can get a look at her face, right.

And it was her. I had not seen this girl in about 8 years. But she was wearing tight jeans and the shape of her legs and her ass just gave it up. It was so wierd. She said she was about to get married, she moved out of the area I really dont even know what she was doing there. Well her rents still live in that town so maybe they were going to eat together that day or she is doing a favor for her mom, who knows. And we were happy we both looked healthy and said as much, gave each other a quick hug and moved on. It was so strange. Just really kind of out there to recognize a chic by her set of legs. I guess I spent enough time behind them.

WVU · Jul 17, 2007

I bet you still would fuck the girl you ran into at the market jabow, even if she is fat. You ain't foolin no one

HojaVerde · Jul 17, 2007

Jabow said:
Guys, you have to be very careful when you take that great gamble in your life, MARRIAGE

I have noticed it for some time now and today, It happened again.

I was in the Supermarket, and coming towards me pushing a cart was a face I instantly remembered.

OMG, It was a girl I liked many years ago, and she was not the hottie that she was the last time I saw her. The funny thing is, we are about par on age and she looks about 10-15 years older than me. and fat, OMG.

If we had really hooked up and probably gotten married, I would have had a fatty for a wife, and not that good looking as before.

I saw this in a few girls that I had a crush on when I was like 14-15 years old, man they have changed, and I have soo moved on from these girls who were the hot ones at that time, Im dating some really hot girls now.

Man, life is funny.

This may be the single most pathetic post I've ever read on this forum.

I've found myself a new fade for football season.

Jabow · Jul 17, 2007

Listen, they say women mature more that men and thats true, in physical age too, so, maybe thats one of the reasons, and no i would not have bedded her, (lol, thats a new word)

I really think the guys way back when had it right, 4-10 wives and as you got older select younger ones, hip, hip hooray for the older times in life.

P.S. I guess Xpanda and all the other ladies here will be giving me a few words soon, lol

:youmad:

JakeT. · Jul 18, 2007

Dude, she looks the same. You just drank more back then.

PokerKingJim · Jul 18, 2007

Good stuff. Just recently went back to my hometown and ran into a girl I dated in high school. She was smoking hot back then - cheerleader and all. Now she weighs about 2 bills and looks 10 years older than she really is - and she's only 27. Buyer beware!!

koolzie · Jul 18, 2007

okay rx'ers!!
you guys are just about old enough to be my dads.

I am 20 years old in college.
I LOVE hanging out with the party girls.
I mean these girls look so hot right now but all they love to do is drink and smoke.

A lot of them are trying to lock me down but I think to myself, don't I want the girl in the library walking around with the bag of carrots instead of the girl partying every night with cigarettes??

All these girls want to lock a guy down for marriage

What should I watch out for.. I dont want a nasty wife!!!!

Also, what about puerto rican/ hispanic girls. some of them are hot as hell right now with amazing bodies but my friends tell me when hispanic girls get old they get UGLY??

I am so lost!!!!:monsters-

VinnytheWorm · Jul 18, 2007

Jabow said:
I say you divorce them, look , you only live once right? so, have the hottest chick, the best sex, the most fun, travel, gamble, sex, do what make you happy, just do it.

The question is Would you rather have the HOT chick who is like a dead fish in bed or an average chick who is wild in the sack?

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