4 Year Old Thread: Unbeatable Blackjack Strategy

winbet · Jul 19, 2007

I've almost run out of places to do this and Family to open Accounts so because I love the RX, here it is. To date I've won 40K since last September while each session took 5 minutes out of my Sharp Day.

You put a Monkey in the Casino and bet a score a hand, keep twisting until you've bust. Once you have lost a Ton, no matter what card you get dealt next hand put a Brown Loaf on it. The Casino's Computer will think "This geezer's Mum and Dad! he's already done an ounce and gone a Brown loaf on a Tom mix. Cant afford to let this Dope wander, better let him win" Low and behold Bingo.

Win a rouf on the Hand minus the ounce lost and walk away with a Carpet. Plenty of Arthur for Pigs Ears and Gold watch. :thumbsup:

FairWarning · Jul 19, 2007

What the Hell did you say?

JudgeWapner · Jul 19, 2007

Makes sense. I must need medication.

sunnyblue100 · Jul 19, 2007

:think2: confused.

CalvinTy · Jul 19, 2007

As usual, anybody have a Winbet translation dictionary handy? :thumbsup: :toast:

score = $20?
ton = $2,000?

Brown loaf = beats me how much that should be?
rouf = win huge payout?
carpet = some PROFIT?

Help. :ughhh:

* CalvinTy

levistep · Jul 19, 2007

henryg · Jul 19, 2007

Betallsports · Jul 19, 2007

WTF ??????????????? DID YOU SAY ?????

:monsters-

CAN I HAVE WHAT YOU ARE SMOKING ?:smoker2:

Timetopay · Jul 19, 2007

Waste of time even opening these threads.

fivestarjake · Jul 19, 2007

brown loaf on a TOM mix...:missingte

winbet · Jul 19, 2007

Timetopay said:
Waste of time even opening these threads.

Dogs breath, your like a stuck record, why bother opening them there's always a poohy nappy to look forward to :missingte

joeyfitzclick · Jul 19, 2007

I'm Irish not Englisg but i'll give it a shot.

Monkey = 500 GBP
Score = 20 GBP
Twisting = hitting
Ton = 100 GBP
Mum & Dad = Mad (crazy not angry)
Pigs ears = beers
Rouf = is four backwards so possibly 400 GBP
Tom mix = tricks

winbet · Jul 19, 2007

Dimetoupee,
Seriously, for an expectant Father you need to stop checking out the RX and start the breathing exercises and listening for kicks. Certainly you can use your valuable time other than opening my threads, which are a nonsense because I have the time to waste now my Kids are grown up and have fucked off. Enjoy the downside of Saucepan lids. :thumbsup:

Timetopay · Jul 19, 2007

:drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:

joeyfitzclick · Jul 19, 2007

winbet said:
Dimetoupee,
Seriously, for an expectant Father you need to stop checking out the RX and start the breathing exercises and listening for kicks. Certainly you can use your valuable time other than opening my threads, which are a nonsense because I have the time to waste now my Kids are grown up and have fucked off. Enjoy the downside of Saucepan lids. :thumbsup:

Timetobegay i'll help you out.

Saucepan lids = kids

winbet · Jul 19, 2007

Top marks joey:thumbsup: It must have been that weekend in London. However a Tom mix is SIX :103631605

Timetopay · Jul 19, 2007

OK JoeySuckDick

appreciate the help.

joeyfitzclick · Jul 19, 2007

Timetopay said:
OK JoeySuckDick

appreciate the help.

I told you before Joeyfitzdick(head) both sound a lot more clever.

:103631605

winbet · Jul 19, 2007

Fuck me joey, you'll have to stop upsetting the jokers on here. :missingte I pen 'n ink at the mo as I've not taken off my Connacht Champions shirt since I got it. :aktion033

trytrytry · Jul 19, 2007

you had me at "I've"

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