The Michael Vick Saga: An Equitable Solution

Folks, it's like this. Here's an idea/solution for the case against him.

We all know Michael loves to run. We know Michael likes violence with pit bulls. And he also likes to be the center of attention.So, let's keep this in that "family circle of traits" and do this:

Boys and girls, just send him to Pamplona ! Let him run with the bulls............pit bulls, that is. Instead, just substitute them in there for the regular bulls. Wipe 'ol Mike down with some sweet sirloin blood. And then play Run, Mike, run, see Mike run. He can run, be the center of attention & have his violence, too.

Now, in addition, sell the whole thing to pay per view where it would surely would be the biggest draw and the largest money maker ever. They would get my $100, that's for sure.

Donate all the cash to the ASPCA. Case closed. Justice is served and debt to society paid. All quickly and efficiently.

Now, if we could only find a way to get OJ on that docket. But, I guess that he wouldn't be fair game, with his bad knees and all. Awwwwww....what the hell, who cares, throw him in there anyway.

Bonds would be an good draw, too, but the last I checked, just being an a-hole wasn't a criminal offense yet. So, I guess he gets a pass.

uppy:

Hitman, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this forum is now dumber for having read it. May God have mercy on your soul.