Scary Card...only 2 Plays Tonight

Ok guys I am 2-2 posting on this forum. One of those losses was a crazy 5team parlay just to let u guys know. Very tough card tonight for alot of reasons,...too many reasons to go into detail. Goin' out tonight to get tons of liquor in my system so here are my two plays:

CHISOX +177 ($100/$177)
I really don't care that Beckett is on the mound. The public is goin' to hammer the Bosox tonight and i feel pretty confident with Denks on the mound,...why u ask? Just hunch that he will come through for me tonight. Danks era is around 7 in his past 3 games but don't let that fool you. He pitched twice against weaver when seattle was just crushin' the ball. They could of hit off of any pitcher in that stretch. Danks is due for a gem and I think he will be pumped against Beckett. This will be a tough series for Boston believe it or not. Love the value here so i'm goin' to ride it.

TEXAS +120 ($100/$120)
Weaver and the Mariners will start to fade and realizin' that they are overachievin' just a little bit. The old Weaver will show his true colors tonight. Even though Texas scored 39 runs in the double header yesterday,...There bats should get another 30 off this a$$hole weaver.

BOL GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO WOW MY SPELLIN' IS HORRIBLE LMAO!!!!!!!!

Any thoughts on the Mets tonight? I like them but the public is killin' the mets and the line is movin' the other way. So that would tell me to take the Pads but sweepin' the Mets with Glavine on the mound in New York!!!
Thats askin' alot!