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Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

Wed Aug 22, 10:53 AM ET

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
 

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Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

Wed Aug 22, 10:53 AM ET

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."


not sure this word belongs here....
 

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this is not at all funny, yet i just fell out of my gdamn chair laughing so hard.
 

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For the remainder of the forced co-habitation, if I were him I wouldn't buy any of the 100 proof stuff.
 

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"The penis...the penis...the penis...

the penis is on fire...we don't no water let that muthafucka burn, burn muthafucka"
 

I say vee cut off your Chonson !!!!
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I heard she had some Hot issues with him
 

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"Doc, I seem to get a burning sensation when I urinate. You don't think it could be VD do you?"
 

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i've blown some hot jiz in a chicks mouth before , but never that hot...
 

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