A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
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lace w:st="on">Jerusalem</st1lace></st1:City>. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the <st1lace w:st="on">Holy Land</st1lace> for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”
The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose form the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”
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ffice:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Jerusalem</st1lace></st1:City>. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the <st1lace w:st="on">Holy Land</st1lace> for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?” The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose form the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”
:lol:
