Funny read I stole from 2+2

I've just started seeing a girl recently that I like a lot and in the natural progression of sexual baseball, last night was set up to be my slide into home. Recently I had a friend give me some viagra he got off the internet, so I decided to bring some along to make the night extra special. It's not like I can't get it up or anything, I'm fine in that department and can go for awhile and even multiple times, I just mostly wanted to reduce recovery time and see if it had any other affects.

So, we get back to her place from a movie (indy movie "Once"...I highly recommend everyone see it, especially with a date) and right when I get out of the car, I pop two of the little blue pills. I'm not sure how many I am supposed to take, but it sounded good.

Once we are inside her living room, she puts on some music and we start making out. Eventually shirts are off and we head to the bed. Obviously I have an erection at this point, but it's no different than the typical one. I get her fully naked and go downtown for awhile before she asks me to do her. I take off my pants, wrap it up, and start to go to work. I'm going for a couple minutes when I feel the urge to blow coming on, so I do my typical relaxation techniques to get back in the zone. About 45 minutes later and every position possible, I'm still going. However, this wasn't such a long session due to me staving off orgasm, I just couldn't finish. I was rock hard and it felt great, but it didn't want to blow. I say something like, "I guess it really doesn't want to stop [censored] you" and she laughed. I say something to convince her to give me a BJ to try and finish me off. Well, that goes on for a while with lots of "almost theres" and no "theres". Finally I just tell her it's okay and she stops, we snuggle up and we eventually fall asleep.

All night I have a raging hardon. When I wake up in the morning, it's still there. She needs to go to work and I need to get home to go to work myself, so we kiss goodbye. My entire way home I'm still erect and I'm not even touching myself. In the shower I finally just finish myself off and it goes away...until I start my half mile walk to work and it's back!

It goes away eventually, but every once in awhile, it comes back out of nowhere. Not one sexual thought, it just comes back. A few hours ago I was walking to lunch and there it was again. Luckily I'm wearing clothing where it was easy to conceal, but damn that viagra is some powerful [censored]. I think it's finally worn off now, about 15 hours later, as everything has been normal in my pants since lunchtime.

Anyone else here used viagra? Any similar experiences? I'm not sure if I'm going to use it again until I need to, or at least stick to 1 pill at a time.

Cliff Notes: Banging new girl for first time, take 2 viagra first, very erect but can't orgasm after about an hour of stimulation, erection lasts all night, and sporadically returns all day today. TLDR story above probably provides wanking material for a few lonely 2p2ers.

Try Kimagra...gel in different flavors from Asia, just slip it under your tongue and away you go....no headaches or side effects....felt like I could touch the cieling.....

VIEJO DINOSAUR said:

Try Kimagra...gel in different flavors from Asia, just slip it under your tongue and away you go....no headaches or side effects....felt like I could touch the cieling.....

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where do you get this kind of stuff.....the one used above is rx but kimagra? i'm guessing you have to go to asia to pick it up?

Somebody hook me up with this junx so I can masturbate for hours and then hate myself.

would hate to use this stuff and then get her in the bed and start cramping up

Kamagra is manufactured by Ajanta Pharma (often abbreviated to AP logo on their products) and sold by Distributors in India, since 2001.

Kamagra contains Sildenafil Citrate and is manufactured for treatment of Erectile Dysfunction.

Kamagra is a prescription medication that treats the physical problem of erectile dysfunction by increasing blood flow where you need it.

It is not an aphrodisiac or a hormone. This medication works for most men whether their erectile dysfunction is mild or severe. Kamagra is available in different doses (25 mg, 50 mg, and 100 mg). PharmaKam only supply maximum dosage tablets, which should not be used whole if you only have a mild condition. Like many medications, if you went to your GP they may have to adjust your initial dose if it doesn't produce the desired results or you are bothered by side effects, however they will not be able to advise the use of Kamagra, in most western countries the only Erectile Dysfunction medication which is approved for use is Viagra.

One advantage with Kamagra is the availability of the medication in gel form. This is the ideal solution for people that dislike swallowing tablets.

HOW TO TAKE KAMAGRA (Tablet / Jelly) Kamagra (Sildenafil) is an oral medication taken as needed about one to one-half hour before sexual activity (about one hour before is most effective). Take only as directed, usually once daily as needed. Sildenafil works along with sexual stimulation to help achieve an erection. The Kamagra jelly is a flavoured gel based oral medication, and as such does not need to be taken with water.

POSSIBLE KAMAGRA SIDE EFFECTS Headache, flushing, stomach upset, nasal stuffiness, diarrhea and dizziness might occur. If these effects persist or worsen, notify your doctor promptly.

PRECAUTIONS Before using Kamagra (Sildenafil), tell your doctor your medical history, including any allergies (especially drug allergies), any penis conditions such as fibrosis/scarring, history of painful/prolonged erection (priapism), sickle cell anemia, blood system cancers (such as leukemia or myeloma), or Peyronie's disease, eye problems (retina diseases). kidney or liver disease, bleeding disorders or active stomach ulcers, heart diseases, stroke or severe high or low blood pressure. Limit alcohol intake, as it may aggravate side effects of Kamagra (Sildenafil). To avoid dizziness and lightheadedness when rising from a seated or lying position, get up slowly. The elderly may be more sensitive to the side effects of Kamagra, therefore caution is advised in this group.

INTERACTIONS Tell your doctor of all non-prescription and prescription medication you may use, especially any nitrate medications (e.g., nitroglycerin, isosorbide dinitrate), nitroprusside (any nitric oxide donor medicines), cimetidine, erythromycin, azole antifungals (e.g., itraconazole, ketoconazole), mibefradil, rifamycins (e.g., rifampin) or high blood pressure medicines. If you are unsure please do not purchase or administer yourself anything - even non-prescription drugs - without prior consultancy by a qualified physician.

POSSIBLE KAMAGRA SIDE EFFECTS.........diarrhea


end up crapping all over myself and her heheheheheeeeeeeeee

I like that commercial when they say if you have a stiffy for more than 3 or 4 consecutive hours to go see your doctor. If I have a hard on for that long my wife is the one going to the doctor.

In every drugstore on every corner in Thailand....it also pays to have friends who live there also....I believe you are not that far away....cost is around 75 bucks for a box of 100....just rechecked the spelling, it is KAMAGRA...lemon, grape, and strawberry..

in all honesty, if I took something and i'm still hard 30 min after I blow my load, I'd be really afraid.....how can people be so calm, my friend said he took viagra when it first came out and after he was done the erection remained....he got a kick while driving home on the bumpy road

Just took a packet out of the box...pineapple flavor...eacg 5 gm contain Sildenafil Citrate equivalent to Silddenafil 100 mg...it is manufactured in India and of course it says to use under medical supervision...all I know is that it works and I did not suffer any side effects for the month that I was there...

VIEJO, hook me up dog.

In small print on the pack, it says works wonders with people who have brown skin, no wonder it works....Skins, come on down for the December Bash in Costa Rica...will hook you up if Joey Fitz and TTinCo don't use them all up....

VIEJO DINOSAUR said:

In small print on the pack, it says works wonders with people who have brown skin, no wonder it works....Skins, come on down for the December Bash in Costa Rica...will hook you up if Joey Fitz and TTinCo don't use them all up....

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Viejo, you going to sept bash? u can be the supplier! lol

shdw01 said:

Viejo, you going to sept bash? u can be the supplier! lol

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Was there in August....:toast: Always wanted to be a Pusherman...

viejo says
I did not suffer any side effects for the month that I was there...

LOL
what a post

gel in different flavors from Asia, just slip it under your tongue and away you go

Viagra gives me a stiffy all right but I can't finish the job like the guy in the story. It takes me forever.

Maybe I'm just lazy.

steak tartar said:

viejo says
I did not suffer any side effects for the month that I was there...

LOL
what a post

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I take that back....my golf game suffered the next day, I am no Superman b:toast: yany means, but this gel had me performing at any time from 10:00 until 6 A.M. and I am old as dirt....I did suffer alot during the next day, but that was from drinking and not enough sleep...no dizziness or diahrea....

the generic levitra from india works great and never had problems with the persistant hardon

the generic cialis will last through the weekend (when you need it) but the lower back and hip pains are hell