my haircutter was stoned during my haircut

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her hands were shaking and her eyes were rolling back in her head. we staged a fuckin' intervention right in the barber chair. lucky she didn't cut my ear off. another girl finished the haircut. came out pretty good none the less:smoker2:
 

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Would have been cool if she started singing 'stuck in the middle with you.'
 

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The only thing worse than a totally stoned haircutter is a completely baked dentist.


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Would have been cool if she started singing 'stuck in the middle with you.'

SH: HAHAHAHAHAHA

"How about a little fire, Scarecrow?"
 

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now for a revelation. she's pretty hot anyway, and this episode makes her even hotter to me. in my dreams, she makes it up to me by banging me in the barber chair. in real life however, she gets an intervention and i get a shitty haircut.:ughhh:
 

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her hands were shaking and her eyes were rolling back in her head. we staged a fuckin' intervention right in the barber chair. lucky she didn't cut my ear off. another girl finished the haircut. came out pretty good none the less:smoker2:


Must have not been weed...because I never shake or my eyes roll back in my head after some chronic.
 
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It doesn't sound like she was stoned to me. Now strung out on blow or meth, that's another story.
 

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Maybe its just the opposite-restless nights w/ the DTs,long shaky days w/o the fix.

Either way keep that bitch away from your ears and eyes.
 

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Barman I never understand your posts.

ME: "I don't understand barmans posts."
 

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GB, LANDER referenced Reservoir Dogs and I piled on

"SH" are my initials, to distinguish my comments from anyone else's.

hth....Keep comin' back
 
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You should have hit her up for something to keep quiet. At least you have another source now.....
 

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i expected a phone call on monday morning from the boss, but nobody called. needless to say, i stiffed her on the tip. still,the site of a hot babe with her eyes rolling back is strangely exciting.:toast:
 

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i was hoping for an impromtu lap dance in the barbers chair, but no.:WTF:
 

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