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Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"
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I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, "Let's get up here before we get killed!"
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My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"
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There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
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Just bored, anyone want to throw out some one liners?
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"
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I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, "Let's get up here before we get killed!"
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My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"
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There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
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Just bored, anyone want to throw out some one liners?