A day in the life of a Vegas cop

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Greatest line ever, "Interesting she has a handcuff purse, maybe she supports law enforcement".
 

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not much of a search of the car, the cop was decent enough. Never drive with equipment violations and suspension,etc. Some red tape over the light... no stop.
 
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lol...i blew by the fuzz some time ago, drunk out of my fockin mind...

he was so pissed off that i had the balls to do that after seeing him...

but here is the kicker, the asshole was tired (it was like 4 am in the morning) probably going home to fuck wifey and didnt have time to bust me for a dui (and it had become clear to him that we were not stupid enough to take the test any way, because as soon as he mentioned dui, me and my buddy didnt say a damn word...not one and that pissed him off even more..)

dude slapped me with a wreckless driving ticket and let me go...

:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: (thankfully my record has been clean the last 7 years, judge will toss it after i did those silly safe driving courses..)
 

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Greatest line ever, "Interesting she has a handcuff purse, maybe she supports law enforcement".


Cop says I don't see a reason to pat you down:lol: Like the end when the girls walk away holding hands and swinging their arms
 

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lol...i blew by the fuzz some time ago, drunk out of my fockin mind...

he was so pissed off that i had the balls to do that after seeing him...

but here is the kicker, the asshole was tired (it was like 4 am in the morning) probably going home to fuck wifey and didnt have time to bust me for a dui (and it had become clear to him that we were not stupid enough to take the test any way, because as soon as he mentioned dui, me and my buddy didnt say a damn word...not one and that pissed him off even more..)

dude slapped me with a wreckless driving ticket and let me go...

:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: (thankfully my record has been clean the last 7 years, judge will toss it after i did those silly safe driving courses..)

You really showed him
 

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too bad for him the tv crew was with him.
otherwise he'd have let those 2 whores go
after a 3some back at their place.
 

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They hate you to gtc.
 

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If the cop would have pulled her over a month later(boob job), she would have walked. The only way out of this mess, was going down on each other.
 

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"I came to Las Vegas to be a cop"

That has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard

Who the hell goes to Las Vegas just so they can practice law enforcement?! OMG, It's making me laugh the more I think of it.
 

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If they stopped me and found the same problems no doubt I'd be chit chatting with OJ.
 

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I too cry foul over the excessive use of "What not"...A real sign of quasi-illiteracy
 

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