Got my first Army recruitment pamphlet in the mail since i was in high school

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here is the text within the pamphlet pure "bribery"

U.S. Army serve in active duty and be stationed in the US or abroad

-civilian skills bonus of up to $5000
-thrift savings plan matching fund program
-technical training in 1 of more than 150 careers
-up to $72900 for college tuition
-education bonus of up to $6000

Army reserve train near home and serve when needed

-civilian skills bonus of up to $20000
-thrift savings plan matching fund program
-technical training in 1 of more than 150 careers
-up to $10000 to repay qualifying student loans
-education bonus of up to $4000

Also if i fill out their return card i get personalized dog tags :dancefool
 

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is this another "Kerry moment".

man Tiz, you guys really can't hide your disdain.
 

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what? I shouldn't find the fact that the army is trying to recruit/bribe a 29 yo with a degree in chemical engineering funny?
 

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Somebody had a "Kerry moment" whatever that means yesterday

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Student arrested, Tasered at Kerry event

1 minute ago

GAINESVILLE, Fla. - A University of Florida student with a history of taping his own practical jokes was Tasered by campus police and arrested after loudly and repeatedly trying to ask U.S. Sen. John Kerry questions during a campus forum.

Andrew Meyer, 21, spent a night in jail before his release from jail Tuesday morning on his own recognizance. He had no comment when he left. His attorney, Robert Griscti, did not return messages seeking comment.

Videos of the Monday night incident, posted on several Web sites and played repeatedly on television news, show officers pulling Meyer away from the microphone after he asks Kerry about impeaching President Bush and whether he and Bush were both members of the secret society Skull and Bones at Yale University.

University spokesman Steve Orlando said Meyer was asked to leave the microphone after his allotted time was up. Meyer can be seen refusing to walk away and getting upset that the microphone was cut off.

As two officers take Meyer by the arms, Kerry, D-Mass., can be heard saying, "That's all right, let me answer his question."

Audience members applaud, and Meyer struggles for several seconds as up to four officers try to remove him from the room. Meyer screams for help and tries to break away from officers with his arms flailing at them, then is forced to the ground and officers order him to stop resisting.

As Kerry tells the audience he will answer the student's "very important question," Meyer yells at the officers to release him, crying out, "Don't Tase me, bro," just before he is shocked by the Taser. He is then led from the room, screaming, "What did I do?"

Meyer was arrested on charges of resisting an officer and disturbing the peace, according to Alachua County jail records, but the State Attorney's Office had yet to make the formal charging decision. Police recommended charges of resisting arrest with violence, a felony, and disturbing the peace and interfering with school administrative functions, a misdemeanor.

University President J. Bernard Machen issued a statement Tuesday saying he requested the Florida Department of Law Enforcement to investigate the arrest. Officials said it would determine whether the officers used an appropriate level of force.

Machen said two officers involved in the incident were placed on administrative leave pending the outcome of the probe.

In a statement issued Tuesday, Kerry said he regretted that a healthy discussion was interrupted and that he had never had a dialogue end in 37 years of public appearances. He also said he hoped neither the student nor police were injured.

"I believe I could have handled the situation without interruption, but again I do not know what warnings or other exchanges transpired between the young man and the police prior to his barging to the front of the line and their intervention."

Meyer has his own Web site and it contains several "comedy" videos that he appears in. In one, he stands in a street with a sign that says "Harry Dies" after the latest Harry Potter book was released. In another, he acts like a drunk while trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

The site also has what is called a "disorganized diatribe" attributed to Meyer that criticizes the Iraq war, the news media for not covering the conflict enough and the American public for paying too much attention to celebrity news.
 

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By "Kerry moment" do you mean someone who actually served the country, or do you mean dodging it like your man in charge?
 

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im surprised there sending out pamphlets since they have a surplus of people now.
 

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My friends away message (he just got out)

"at 2:05PM EDT, the deed and title to my soul became mine once again, 4388 days after loaning it to the government."
 

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here is the text within the pamphlet pure "bribery"

U.S. Army serve in active duty and be stationed in the US or abroad

-civilian skills bonus of up to $5000
-thrift savings plan matching fund program
-technical training in 1 of more than 150 careers
-up to $72900 for college tuition
-education bonus of up to $6000

Army reserve train near home and serve when needed

-civilian skills bonus of up to $20000
-thrift savings plan matching fund program
-technical training in 1 of more than 150 careers
-up to $10000 to repay qualifying student loans
-education bonus of up to $4000

Also if i fill out their return card i get personalized dog tags :dancefool

And....

Theyll meet and exceed their goals with or without you to quote the limey whinebag Bono.

My wifes a nurse...they send her stuff all the time.The countrys at war theres spaces to fill-you know the military used to be much bigger before you know who took over back in 92.At 29 youre still plenty young-do you think youre worthless and uninviting to the military?Its not like youre 49 or 59.

Just think about it-you could really have your Hanoi John moment by enlisting, serving then coming home and telling everyone about the rape and execution of civilians by the US military (aka the 'mercs') in Irak.
 

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NO need for TIZ or anyone else here to take on that calling.

We're getting enough info from military personnel on the scene to develop an honest evaluation.

Unlike in the late 1960s when the Commander In Chief and his military brass could blatantly lie to both personnel and to the U.S. public without being busted, it's not so easy in 2007 to pull the same stunts.

And that's good for Americans and the world at large when the POTUS and his military brass can no longer brazenly lie.
 

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I'm going to join the army if I have to keep watching these Met games. I simply can't take it. Bring back 0-24 Anthony Young. This is unwatchable.
 

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By "Kerry moment" do you mean someone who actually served the country, or do you mean dodging it like your man in charge?

"I remember Christmas day in 1968, when Nixon said we were not in Cambodia and I was in Cambodia"

Actually JFK, records proved without debate you were never in Cambodia (and you conceded) and Nixon was not president in 1968.

When you can lie like this, what else can you lie about? Do you really want to revisit this issue.

"If you don't do well in school, you get stuck in Iraq".

and I want to be commander in chief!!!!!

You just can't make this stuff up :103631605
 

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