Hilarious Seinfeld

Tony steals Jerry's car and is throwing JFK's golf clubs that Elaine bought at auction for Peterman at the mail truck Newman and Cosmo are using for the Michigan bottle deposit scheme. Newman is at the Farmer's house and the farmer's daughter calls him Norman.

So much better to laugh at this than waster any time watching a Michael Vick 'town hall' mtg.

Watching right now....love this one.

Funniest Sitcom ever!

my favorite one was when kramer put up frank's screen door at his apartment.

called it " anywhere usa "

another favorite was when kramer hired the intern.

not a better show ever created.saw this episode tonight................

ditto

seen em all, have them all...that particular episode starts with great promise and kind of faded IMO.

4 brilliant characters all on one show.

LOL the screen door! I would pay to have Kramer living next door, sad I would actually pay for a friend I know.

Gerry is the devil episode when Kramer stops talking is the best episode ever.

I've seen that episode a bunch of times. Seinfeld is the bomb.

George is a riot..

Got em all on DVD 2. Paid for em though, no walking out the store with them. One of my favorites is when Kenny Rogers chicken opens up across the street from Kramer and he switches apartments with Jerry. Kramer becomes Jerry and vice versa.

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Serenity Now, Insanity Later.

Can you spare a square?

The sea was angry that day my friends...

Well, the yogurt verdict is in...FAT.

I love the day date... No wine, no shower.

It's like a full body heave set to music.




Could go on and on and on...

Well she;s into the threesome thing.

Jerry do you ever get down on your knees kiss the ground and thank God that you know me?

I use that line on these kids(not so much kids anymore)that i basicly tought to play poker,when ever they rake a monster pot.

» "It's not a lie, if you believe it" - George Costanza

» "Hoochie mama!" - Cosmo Kramer

» "Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour" - Jerry Seinfeld

» "You need a priest to get rid of this" - Jerry Seinfeld

» "This was supposed to be the summer of George!" - George Costanza

» "Why should I hire you to be my latex salesman?" - Jerry Seinfeld

» "Are you still master of your domain?" - Cosmo Kramer

» "These pretzels are making me thirsty!" - George Costanza

» "Stop freaking me out" - Elaine Benes

» "Giddy-Up!" - Cosmo Kramer

» "The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

» "Jerry's under a lot of pressure. It's hard being a standup comic- sometimes they don't laugh" - Elaine Benes

» "Pity's very underrated. I like pity. It's good" - George Costanza

» "Ask not what I can do for you. Ask what you can do for me" - Jerry Seinfeld

» "You are way past the phone call break up stage" - Elaine Benes

» "If you look annoyed all the time, people think you're busy" - George Costanza

» "My name is George, I’m unemployed and I live at my parents" - George Costanza

·» "I work at Vandelay industries" - George Costanza

» "To the idiotmobile" - Jerry Seinfeld

» "I am Art Vandelay, I am an Importer/Exporter" - George Costanza

» "You're an anti-dentite" - Cosmo Kramer

» "I am speechless: I have no speech" - Jerry Seinfeld

» "I am speechless: I am without speech" - Elaine Benes

» "You stupid, stubborn, silly man" - Cosmo Kramer

» "I am freaking out! I am freaking out" - Jerry Seinfeld

» "TCB, You know: Taking care of business" - Cosmo Kramer

» "A George divided against itself, cannot stand" - George Costanza

» "You’re killing independent George" - George Costanza

» "Yada yada yada" - Elaine Benes

» "Every time I think I’m out, they pull me back in" - George Costanza

» "Now you listen to me: I want details and I want them right now. I don’t have job , I have no place to go… you’re not in the mood: well you get in the mood" - George Costanza

» "Hi it’s George, I’ve got nothing to say" - George Costanza

» "George is getting upset" - George Costanza

» "But, but I’m disturbed…I’m depressed…I’m inadequate: I
got it all" - George Costanza

» "No one’s bigger idiot than me" - George Costanza

» "I was in the pool, I was in the pool" - George Costanza

» "I’d like to have a kid…of course you have to have a date
first" - George Costanza

» "I know less about women than anyone in the world" - George Costanza

» "I always get the feeling that when lesbians are looking at me they’re thinking, that’s why I’m not a heterosexual" - George Costanza

» "I think I can sum up the show for you with one word; Nothing" - George Costanza

» "Every decision I have ever made in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I wanted to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, is it something to wear, something to eat, it’s all been wrong" - George Costanza

» "Yeah, I’m a great quitter: it’s one of the few things I do well… I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter… I was raised to give up" - George Costanza

» "I’m losing it" - George Costanza

» "My boys can swim" - George Costanza

» "Hello Newman" - Jerry Seinfeld

» "Hello Jerry" - Newman

» "No soup for you" - Soup Nazi

» "Well, lets start the insanity" - Cosmo Kramer

» "Yo-Yo Ma" - Cosmo Kramer

» "Get out!" - Elaine Benes

» "You’re bad man , you’re very very bad man" - Babu

» "You can stuff your sorrys in a sack, mister" - George Costanza

» "Not that there's anything wrong with that" - Jerry Seinfeld

favorite seinfeld

Either festivus or kenny rogers roasters..

"newman you wouldnt eat broccoli if it were deep fried in chocolate sauce"

Good recap, though I think the pretzel line was a Kramer special as he and Mickey did some sort of acting auditon or workshop.

a festivus,for the restofus.....what is george costanzas dad, jerry stiller,i think.....he is one funny sumbitch...he also plays the dad,on 'king of queens',another comedy, i think is funny as hell....most shows are unwatchable....if im havin a bad day,all i need to do,is watch an episode of andy,newhart,honeymooners,seinfeld,'keep the continue'

Im a big Seinfeld guy and the best one is when Kramer opens up his own movie theatre.
They all have to convince loyd Braun that he isnt crazy.
And George has to keep convincing this lady that hes not crazy.
Damn the way it all fits in together is just genius and thats why Curb your Enthusiasm is so great as well cause of Larry David.

flacapper said:

Im a big Seinfeld guy and the best one is when Kramer opens up his own movie theatre.
They all have to convince loyd Braun that he isnt crazy.
And George has to keep convincing this lady that hes not crazy.
Damn the way it all fits in together is just genius and thats why Curb your Enthusiasm is so great as well cause of Larry David.

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that is a good one.. when kramer eats that hot dog that has been there for 30 years is pretty funny..

" But I don't wanna be a pirate"
" Are you the master of your domain?"