How come my dentist doesn't do this???
I'm kidding. Mostly. My dentist IS kinda cute.
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LazerWager.com names dentist who claimed boob rubs treat jaw disorder as its Wacko of the Week.
San Jose, Costa Rica. Oct. 17th, 2007. Offshore Sports and Live Dealer Casino wagering site LazerWager has named Dr. Mark Anderson of Woodland, CA. as its "Wacko of the Week" which recognizes those people who have done something absurdly stupid, insane, or downright preposterous, and this week Mr. Anderson certainly meets the requirement.
"It´s bad enough to have to go see a dentist number one, but to then being fondled inappropriately is a whole new level of dentist phobia" says Nina Pendleton, LazerWager spokesperson. "Did this guy get his license from a porn convention?" Ms Pendleton asks. Dr. Anderson is accused of fondling 27 patients and is trying to keep his license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure to treat a common jaw problem as many dental journals discuss. Mr Anderson´s attorney Mr. Robert Zaro Esq. is also arguing that Mr. Anderson needs to keep seeing patients so he can feed his seven children and pay for his defense. A California judge suspended Anderson's dental license last month. He was charged with two misdemeanor counts of battery and sexual battery. Yolo County prosecutors are investigating complaints from more than two dozen women who say they also were groped in the examining chair in the last five years.
"I thought naughty dentists were only found in Halloween costume shops" Ms. Pendleton goes on to say. "I was online searching for a sexy costume to wear to the LazerWager Halloween party and came across a scary naughty dentist costume and Dr. Anderson immediately came to mind. Who knew that the Halloween costume industry is that in touch with dentist behavior?” continues Ms. Pendleton “so I made him Wacko of the Week. I also remembered that when I was reading his story, I couldn´t help but wonder if he still pays that much attention to his wife´s breasts after 7 kids... or is that the problem? I must admit though that I soon gave his conduct a second thought and wondered how bad can it be having a trained professional run their hands over someone’s breasts since at least one of Dr. Anderson´s patients them kept coming back for more, claiming she was fondled more than 6 times by the good dentist. So maybe there is some therapeutic relief in all this stuff after all?" continues Ms. Pendleton. "In fact during one night of some heavy groping, my boyfriend discovered a lump in my chest, saving me years of radiation and self-image problems. I was very thankful he found that. So if there truly was any medical benefit to his actions as Dr. Anderson claims, then I think he should use the "I was looking for lumps" defense... at least that tactic may convince at least one juror or his poor wife of his innocence... I also bet that his wife is now trying to remember how a few of those pregnancies happened and why there was a bottle of nitrous oxide next to their bed." Ms Pendleton jokingly states.
LazerWager has awarded all the victims in this case $500 free money in their wagering account to help take their minds off the situation by playing in our live dealer casino and all victims names will be kept confidential by the LazerWager staff. Additionally Mr. Anderson receives $1000 in his account for being selected Wacko of the Week. Well the reality is, he is innocent until proven guilty so giving him the award is certainly not in bad taste at this point says Ms. Pendleton, responding to critics who say LazerWager is awarding a criminal with a prize. "Not so" says Ms. Pendleton, a few years ago we gave Michael Jackson the same award and he was subsequently found innocent. You just never know...” Pendleton concludes.
For more info contact Ms. Pendleton at pr@lazerwager.com
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More about LazerWager ... based in San Jose, Costa Rica with corporate offices in Cyprus, is an online sports, casino and entertainment gambling website backed by over 50 years experience in the online gambling industry. They offer sports and race book betting, Live Dealer and digital casino software, odds on various news, entertainment and current events as well as exciting free content. LazerWager abides by all rules and regulations related to online gaming. Consult your local jurisdiction regarding gambling laws before placing any wagers over the internet.
I'm kidding. Mostly. My dentist IS kinda cute.
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LazerWager.com names dentist who claimed boob rubs treat jaw disorder as its Wacko of the Week.
San Jose, Costa Rica. Oct. 17th, 2007. Offshore Sports and Live Dealer Casino wagering site LazerWager has named Dr. Mark Anderson of Woodland, CA. as its "Wacko of the Week" which recognizes those people who have done something absurdly stupid, insane, or downright preposterous, and this week Mr. Anderson certainly meets the requirement.
"It´s bad enough to have to go see a dentist number one, but to then being fondled inappropriately is a whole new level of dentist phobia" says Nina Pendleton, LazerWager spokesperson. "Did this guy get his license from a porn convention?" Ms Pendleton asks. Dr. Anderson is accused of fondling 27 patients and is trying to keep his license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure to treat a common jaw problem as many dental journals discuss. Mr Anderson´s attorney Mr. Robert Zaro Esq. is also arguing that Mr. Anderson needs to keep seeing patients so he can feed his seven children and pay for his defense. A California judge suspended Anderson's dental license last month. He was charged with two misdemeanor counts of battery and sexual battery. Yolo County prosecutors are investigating complaints from more than two dozen women who say they also were groped in the examining chair in the last five years.
"I thought naughty dentists were only found in Halloween costume shops" Ms. Pendleton goes on to say. "I was online searching for a sexy costume to wear to the LazerWager Halloween party and came across a scary naughty dentist costume and Dr. Anderson immediately came to mind. Who knew that the Halloween costume industry is that in touch with dentist behavior?” continues Ms. Pendleton “so I made him Wacko of the Week. I also remembered that when I was reading his story, I couldn´t help but wonder if he still pays that much attention to his wife´s breasts after 7 kids... or is that the problem? I must admit though that I soon gave his conduct a second thought and wondered how bad can it be having a trained professional run their hands over someone’s breasts since at least one of Dr. Anderson´s patients them kept coming back for more, claiming she was fondled more than 6 times by the good dentist. So maybe there is some therapeutic relief in all this stuff after all?" continues Ms. Pendleton. "In fact during one night of some heavy groping, my boyfriend discovered a lump in my chest, saving me years of radiation and self-image problems. I was very thankful he found that. So if there truly was any medical benefit to his actions as Dr. Anderson claims, then I think he should use the "I was looking for lumps" defense... at least that tactic may convince at least one juror or his poor wife of his innocence... I also bet that his wife is now trying to remember how a few of those pregnancies happened and why there was a bottle of nitrous oxide next to their bed." Ms Pendleton jokingly states.
LazerWager has awarded all the victims in this case $500 free money in their wagering account to help take their minds off the situation by playing in our live dealer casino and all victims names will be kept confidential by the LazerWager staff. Additionally Mr. Anderson receives $1000 in his account for being selected Wacko of the Week. Well the reality is, he is innocent until proven guilty so giving him the award is certainly not in bad taste at this point says Ms. Pendleton, responding to critics who say LazerWager is awarding a criminal with a prize. "Not so" says Ms. Pendleton, a few years ago we gave Michael Jackson the same award and he was subsequently found innocent. You just never know...” Pendleton concludes.
For more info contact Ms. Pendleton at pr@lazerwager.com
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More about LazerWager ... based in San Jose, Costa Rica with corporate offices in Cyprus, is an online sports, casino and entertainment gambling website backed by over 50 years experience in the online gambling industry. They offer sports and race book betting, Live Dealer and digital casino software, odds on various news, entertainment and current events as well as exciting free content. LazerWager abides by all rules and regulations related to online gaming. Consult your local jurisdiction regarding gambling laws before placing any wagers over the internet.
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