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This is one of the most embarrassing things ever. It was this past Sunday and I always take my kids to the CCD/Church Mass on Sunday at 8:00. I am always very tired because I am up late on Sat with the games and have to get up early. SO this year I said F it and I am stopping at Duncin Donuts to get a coffee. It has been a couple of weeks this year and I have gotten some dirty looks from the regulars but noone said a word as I have brought the coffee in and drank it. I sit all the way in the back as all the kids are in front. So this past Sunday the head priest goes in the middle of the mass: "I just want to say that there is no coffee allowed in here and if you are drinking one LEAVE IMMEDIATELY" and he looked all the way at me and had a ferocious tone inhis voice (believe it or not). Remember this is a neighborhood, school, mass and many people know me. What could I do? I just walked out. What am I going to start an argument or mouth off to a priest? This was pretty embarrassing let me tell you. I got thrown out of church at a kids Mass.
 

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They did you a favor. Never go back and foresake religion forever.
 

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So this past Sunday the head priest goes in the middle of the mass:

I've never seen anyone get thrown out before. Also, you might not want to use the words "head priest" together like that.
 

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:monsters-Just Go next week with a bottle of wine and see what happens.
 

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I've never seen anyone get thrown out before. Also, you might not want to use the words "head priest" together like that.


LMAO. I hear you.


Yeah I am not sure ANYONE has ever gotten thrown out. I may be the first.
 

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You should have a personal conversation with him and say "you know, I just want to say that there is no molestation allowed in my world and until you and your church start excommunicating offenders instead of moving them to different parishes to offend again, you can stick your religion and my coffee up your ass"
 

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Report the incident to the Archbishop's office and have him sent to Alaska.

Perhaps a few years of giving communion to the Eskimos and picking icicles out of his butt will make that guy more discrete and respectful of his parish members.
 

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I don't see what the problem is, but I'm sure some people have some twisted opinion about why drinking a coffee in a church somehow shows a lack of respect. I say that their thoughts are blasphemous, for assuming to know what God thinks about those actions. If I was to believe in a God, it would be a God that wouldn't mind having a cup of coffee with me.
 

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forgive my ignorance, but is that some type of catholic rule? no caffeine?
 

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Maybe he gets his coffee at Starbuck's.
 

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When the Collection Basket Comes Around Put in an Empty Envelope with a note Saying I Spent All of My Money At Dunkin Donuts and They Dont throw me out When I am Saying the Our Father in there....
 

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You guys are right. He did not have to single me out like that. Ok, they do not allow coffee but I was way in the back and not bothering anyone. ANd I am a regular. He showed no class.
 

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When the Collection Basket Comes Around Put in an Empty Envelope with a note Saying I Spent All of My Money At Dunkin Donuts and They Dont throw me out When I am Saying the Our Father in there....


I should do something like this. LOL. Seriously
 

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Report the incident to the Archbishop's office and have him sent to Alaska.

Perhaps a few years of giving communion to the Eskimos and picking icicles out of his butt will make that guy more discrete and respectful of his parish members.

Haha.

Winner.

Them little eskimo boys don't take shit from a priest, they'll ice pick that motherfucker if anything dirty bout to start.
 

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Wow. Where did that come from?
In an alternate universe you might have said, "hey, this is holy coffee and I think Jesus would approve, thank you very much."
And then on the way out you could yell "Don't taze me, father!"
 

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Tom Brady,Tell the priest that I need this coffee to keep awake so you can listen to his boring ass service that he has every Sunday and tell him to bet the Pats and the Over after he is done with Sunday Service so he can pay for his new Caddy that he will get real soon.
 

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This is one reason why the "Church"es and religious places in this country are a joke and are out to make money.

I'm sure God loves everyone just as much whether they pray at home or at church.
 

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Tom Brady,Tell the priest that I need this coffee to keep awake so you can listen to his boring ass service that he has every Sunday and tell him to bet the Pats and the Over after he is done with Sunday Service so he can pay for his new Caddy that he will get real soon.


LOL. Good one Gravy!
 

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Nonsense like that and the hypocrisy of The Catholic Church is why I am not enthralled with church going.
 

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Oh my goodness that was you! I never knew you were on the forums...
 

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