Lance Armstrong is dating Ashley Olsen?

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Fo' real?
Is that a trade up or trade down. Guess he wants to get his hands on that Mary-Kate/Ashley fortune.
 

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This guy:
1) Beats cancer
2) Bangs Sheryl Crow
3) Is hitting one of the baby twins from Full House


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And yes, this thread needs a pic or pics:

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SHE LIKES LANCE


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October 31, 2007 -- ODD couple alert: Ashley Olsen has a new, older man. The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch's ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, "They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m." Armstrong has been spending more time in town since he bought a home here. Another source said, "He tried to make Tory happy when they were dating by buying a place here, but she couldn't deal with him not actually living in the same city, so they broke up." Olsen's rep didn't return calls.
 

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At first you think, oh she's anorexic, or how can he do that-date a woman almost half his age.

Then you think, Bob Saget is one jealous motherfucker right now.
:pope:
 

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more power to him. She still looks 16 and probably tastes like candy
 

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What a pimp.
 

Woah, woah, Daddy's wrong, Mommy's right.
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Is she the one that dresses like a homeless person?
 

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Damn, and I thought she looked good on my Full House Season 1 DVD.
 

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Sometimes I question if anyone really gets it, then a post like this comes along and restores my faith in Rx humanity.

Props GameBreaker, you are now on my "sharp" list.:103631605
 

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what are you trying to say?

Don't take any of this the wrong way:

The human perception of age relative to one's self is always warped. The younger you are, the older everyone else appears. As you grow older, older people start to look less old and younger people start to look even younger. Ever thought to yourself "We never looked that young when we were at school"? It's normal. A lot of the jailbait photo jokes exploit this. Most guys would look at the girls and think they're underage, when most actually aren't.

The other way to interpret the type of comment you made is that perhaps you have a fantasy about 16 year old girls. Maybe you just want to relive your teens, maybe you want something that feels forbidden or maybe it's because males are simply attracted to fertile women, with 16 year olds being among the most fertile. Don't worry, these are all perfectly natural.
 

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Don't take any of this the wrong way:

The human perception of age relative to one's self is always warped. The younger you are, the older everyone else appears. As you grow older, older people start to look less old and younger people start to look even younger. Ever thought to yourself "We never looked that young when we were at school"? It's normal. A lot of the jailbait photo jokes exploit this. Most guys would look at the girls and think they're underage, when most actually aren't.

The other way to interpret the type of comment you made is that perhaps you have a fantasy about 16 year old girls. Maybe you just want to relive your teens, maybe you want something that feels forbidden or maybe it's because males are simply attracted to fertile women, with 16 year olds being among the most fertile. Don't worry, these are all perfectly natural.
That is what is supposed to happen, but a large percentage of people, especially degenerates, stay in arrested development and would like to pork high school girls.
 

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i dont know just doesnt have the same machisimo when he grabs her by the back of the head and says suck my ball...........
 

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