I have a shitload and only watch
ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox, FX, ESPN, ESPN2, MTV, MTV2, HBO (only if Entourage is in season), ESPNU, Fox Soccer, Gol, Setanta, TLC (or whatever channel shows Miami Ink), CSTV, Spike, CW and some of the local Fox Sports Networks. Also will flip through a few other channels, but that is about it. No idea what else my wife watches.
I did just call and get the Directv Basico package so I can watch Italy/Scotland Saturday on ESPN Deportes, but that will be cancelled after the game ends.