Actually one year I went over a coworker's house and had dinner with his family.
Afterwards, we walked up to a bar up the street. Since we were both drunks, we decided to hit a strip club.
I called and called all afternoon until around 6 I got an answer and a voice that said "Happy Thanksgiving Cheetah's". They opened at 7 and we went down there and I gave "thanks" to all the girls for "giving" me an erection.