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Google...Best man speeches and you will have many to chose from
 

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One way to break the ice and keep your speech short is to open with the line:

"I will keep this short, because I tend to get emotional and the only way I am going to cry in front of all these people is if *insert bride's father's name here* hands me the bill for this thing."
 

I'll be in the Bar..With my head on the Bar
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I dont get some money in here today i AM toast..........
 

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how bout some of these...

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It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.

Robert Frost
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

Allan K. Chalmers
The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

Diane Sollee
Any fool can have a trophy wife. It takes a real man to have a trophy marriage.

Timothy Titcomb, J. G. Holland
The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.

David Levesque
You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world.

Rabindranath Tagore
He who wants to do good, knocks at the gate: he who loves finds the door open.

Michel de Montaigne
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.

Brendan Francis
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

Mark Twain
After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

Ronald Reagan
There is no greater happiness for a man than approaching a door at the end of a day, knowing someone on the other side of that door is waiting for the sound of his footsteps.
 

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Done it 4 times. The funniest laugh I got was early in the day I handed out about 25 old keys to many females. Just told them on que they would know what to do. Grandmas included.

Say what you want about your friend and at the end mention how we all know what a player he used to be. That is over now that he found the right one. "So this is a perfect opportunity for anyone here who still has a key to his house/ apartment can please return them here in the basket.
 

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Here's to "honor",...........get "honor", stay "honor, and if you can't cum in her ............come "honor"
 

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"Up with skirts, and down with panties"
 
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One way to break the ice and keep your speech short is to open with the line:

"I will keep this short, because I tend to get emotional and the only way I am going to cry in front of all these people is if *insert bride's father's name here* hands me the bill for this thing."

Don't quit your day job, that is if you are even employed.
 

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I am warning you right here - insult another poster here on The Offshore Forum and you can have a two week vacation from the site.



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I am warning you right here - insult another poster here on The Offshore Forum and you can have a two week vacation from the site.



Wilheim...

Like I care you fucking fraud. These guys insult me first 90% of the time and you do nothing about it. You allow fake MYSPACE profiles and NAKED pics of men on your site. This place is a garbage dump full of TRASH and you are the head bananna peel. Congrats on your life.
 

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Like I care you fucking fraud. These guys insult me first 90% of the time and you do nothing about it. You allow fake MYSPACE profiles and NAKED pics of men on your site. This place is a garbage dump full of TRASH and you are the head bananna peel. Congrats on your life.

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Like I care you fucking fraud. These guys insult me first 90% of the time and you do nothing about it. You allow fake MYSPACE profiles and NAKED pics of men on your site. This place is a garbage dump full of TRASH and you are the head bananna peel. Congrats on your life.
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