Beware Xmas Is Coming

winbet · Dec 9, 2007

Its that time of Year again when all the non gambling wasters start celebrating their sad lives and Sharp Gamblers have to protect their Bankroll. Her in doors came home from shopping today and told me what I got her for Xmas and with a smirk on her boatrace told me it cost a Grand, I realise thats not in the same class as that dope Harrington letting his missus buy a Tree for a monkey but steep enough.

The trick here is to show horror so she thinks shes got one over on you but as far as I'm concerned, I gave up ownership of any arthur outside my Bankroll years ago so in reality its cost me nothing. :toast:

Its also the time of Year them bastards come knocking at the Door talking about starving kids and homeless wasters, have none of it, their all trying to get into your bankroll for their purposes. Just lean out the bedroom window and say" hoi you, fuck off and leave my bankroll alone you wanker" that usually gets them scarpering, fucking bankroll dipping bastards.

Merry Christmas to all. :drink:

royboy_3831 · Dec 9, 2007

winbet said:
Its that time of Year again when all the non gambling wasters start celebrating their sad lives and Sharp Gamblers have to protect their Bankroll. Her in doors came home from shopping today and told me what I got her for Xmas and with a smirk on her boatrace told me it cost a Grand, I realise thats not in the same class as that dope Harrington letting his missus buy a Tree for a monkey but steep enough.

The trick here is to show horror so she thinks shes got one over on you but as far as I'm concerned, I gave up ownership of any arthur outside my Bankroll years ago so in reality its cost me nothing. :toast:

Its also the time of Year them bastards come knocking at the Door talking about starving kids and homeless wasters, have none of it, their all trying to get into your bankroll for their purposes. Just lean out the bedroom window and say" hoi you, fuck off and leave my bankroll alone you wanker" that usually gets them scarpering, fucking bankroll dipping bastards.

Merry Christmas to all. :drink:

hahahahahahaha... tis the season

winbet · Dec 9, 2007

I'm looking for one of those Kermit-200 gifts for Xmas, they are all the rage along with a much sought after Raiders Middle, which the shops have run out of at the moment :missingte :drink:

whalewager · Dec 9, 2007

a -200 and a gloat on how nice it was to pick a winner

winbet · Dec 9, 2007

whalewager said:
a -200 and a gloat on how nice it was to pick a winner

You would be surprised how many Kids are asking for a Kermit-200 this Xmas, a real face to face friend, not one of those throwaway friends from a bash, told me the shops (books) cant get enough of them. There will be many more in the New Year. :drink:

winbet · Dec 9, 2007

The second most sought after gift is a
RAIDERS BET MIDDLER, the bigger the spread, the louder it sings. :drink:

HAT · Dec 9, 2007

Is the 3rd most sought after gift fishdead past-posting another 'winner'.

Holy f*ck....let's all move to Tampa. I'm 3 miles from Anaheim but fish-stories is closer to Fantasyland than anyone.

quantumleap · Dec 9, 2007

"celebrating their sad lives" is correct. The losers you mention find Christmas so wonderful because it gives them one season out of the year when their life doesn't suck because they're getting something for free. They have to convince themselves that all is good during this time and pretend to do good things to satisfy their miserable conscience from all the bad things they do to people the rest of the year. If people would just try to make things right the whole year 'round they wouldn't have to hide behind the season to make themselves feel good.