5 people are caught on a plane where the pilot has had a fatal heart attack - there are only 4 parachutes on the plane - the first person, Hillary Clinton, jumps forth and says I am going to be the next President - I need one of the parachutes and then jumps - the second person, Tom Brady, jumps forth and says I am a superstar QB and I need to lead the Pats to a undefeated season and grabs a chute and jumps - the third person, George Bush, jumps forth and says I am the President - I have to survive - takes a chute and jumps - there are two people left - the Pope and a school boy - the pope says - little boy - take the chute - I have lived my life and it is time for me to be with God - the little boy says - don't worry Pope - we can both survive - that George Bush guy took my napsack.
