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Fukkin bullshit, I was in an elevator today and all I did was pinch a woman's ass, maybe it was a little hard but she went crazy and security secured me with wire ties until police were called. I posted $1000 bail and my lawyer said it will get settled out of court for like 4G's. Heck she had a hot ass and I could not resist. I did not realize you could not do this because I have done this like 20 times in the past and the women thought it was funny. The guy in back of me thought it was funny also. Damn some women are just not open minded. I told her I was just fukkin around and she was a dick about it so I went off calling her a whore and a Bitch and told her her ass was too soft anyway. I guess maybe if I apologized quickly it is possible she would not of gone crazy but I laughed when she screamed.

Guys do you think I really did anything wrong??
 

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White girl, red head, about 30 with a perfect ass. I had to do it and feel it. Heck I do not get many chances. I have not touched an ass in about 2 years.
 

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Go after the Mexicans. They dont want toget deported so they wont yell.

LOL


He should go after guys. One of them may actually give him a little chub rub back.




..........so I've heard
 

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White girl, red head, about 30 with a perfect ass. I had to do it and feel it. Heck I do not get many chances. I have not touched an ass in about 2 years.

Were you wearing you're unit?
 

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You gotta QUICKLY sweet talk your way out of it once they do not like it. Aplogize and all that. Say it was an accident. Whatever. But do not start swearing at her and creating a scene.
 
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Go after the Mexicans. They dont want toget deported so they wont yell.

Slightly OT, but I had to go make a MG deposit today & it was at a hispanic business. I called them up & asked "where exactly are you located"(since I wasn't sure), her response in "spanglish" was "Who are you?"

:lol: In hindsight, I should have said "I'm with the fucking INS, why?"

Who are you?????? That one cracked me up.
 

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JJ, after you did it, you should have said, "if your heart is as hard as what I just felt, I'm in deep shit".
 

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So you've done this 20 times in the last but not at all in the last 2 years? You were just outta practice. Stick with it. 1 out of 21 is not bad odds.
 

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