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Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars."He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?""A hand job", Harry reply.She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE ......She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?":LOL:
 

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There are these two friends, a white guy and a black guy. One evening, they're in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the local whorehouse and gathering experimental evidence, as it were.

So they get to the whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies, and go to their respective rooms.

The white guy energetically balls his whore and, reaching up with a pencil, makes a " | " mark on the wall. Then he falls asleep. He wakes up in a couple of hours and screws the whore again, albeit a little less enthusiastically this time. Again, he reaches back and marks a " | " on the wall. Again, he falls asleep. He wakes up again in a couple of hours and lethargically humps the hooker again. He drowsily marks another ``|'' on the wall and falls asleep for the rest of the night.

The next morning, the black guy barges into the white guy's room to see how he did. He takes one look at the wall and exclaims,

"A hundred and eleven?! You beat me by three!"
 

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Good joke..if I were black I wouldn't know if to take offense to this joke because blacks can't count, or praise the joke because blacks can fuck like jack rabbits
 

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Good joke..if I were black I wouldn't know if to take offense to this joke because blacks can't count, or praise the joke because blacks can fuck like jack rabbits

Why "can't count"? The black guy just misread the III as 111. No discrimination there, so enjoy the joke. :)
 

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Why "can't count"? The black guy just misread the III as 111. No discrimination there, so enjoy the joke. :)

I could care less if its discriminating, I enjoy them even more.

Can't count in roman numerals therefore he "misread"
 

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A marine boards a plane and make his way to his aisle seat.
He notices 2 Arab men sitting in the seats next to the window.
Once the plane took off and reached its cruising altitude the marine took his shoes off to make himself comfortable.
The Arab in the middle seat says to him “ let me up please I want a coke”
The marine says “stay seated I’ll get you the coke”
As he walks to the back of the plane the Arab spits in one of the marines shoes.
He returns with the coke and sits back down.
A little while later the Arab in the widow seat says “ let me up please I want a coke”
The marine says “stay seated I’ll get you the coke”
As he walks to the back of the plane the other Arab spits in the marines other shoe.
The plane began its descent and the marine slipped his shoes back on and realized what happened.
He then thought to himself…is this shit ever going to end…spitting in shoes…pissing in cokes?
 

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Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars."He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?""A hand job", Harry reply.She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE ......She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?":LOL:

So what happened to the rest of the story... did you loan the guys the $70 bucks?

Sorry to hear you and the wife are going through tough times.
 
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Two guys are sitting in a sportsbook.

1st guy: Man, this has been the worst week of my life! I bet 5 college football games and lost them all. I bet 6 pro football games and lost them all. I bet 7 college basketball games and lost them all. I bet 8 pro basketball games and lost them all. I bet 10 soccer games and lost them all. I bet 12 tennis matches and lost them all.

2nd guy: Well, there's a hockey game about to start.

1st guy: Hockey? I don't know anything about hockey!
 

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Normally I wouldn't pay attention to somebody who starts by saying "great" joke but hell GREAT JOKE!
LMAO
 

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Good joke..if I were black I wouldn't know if to take offense to this joke because blacks can't count, or praise the joke because blacks can fuck like jack rabbits

Your joke take the cake hater. LMAO
 

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So what happened to the rest of the story... did you loan the guys the $70 bucks?

Sorry to hear you and the wife are going through tough times.

OMG! LOL, I swear to God, I have been away from theRX for a while. You guys have me rolling on da friggin' floor. Sorry RG, Barakuda got you.
 

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RG! No private messages? Lets go have a beer one of these days man. Send me a message. Tiger
 

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