Thursday, June 08, 2006
three ways to get high naturally ... an alternative to frank
After the latest fun with Frank we were kindly informed by Rachel that the government contract to run the site and strategy of government drugs 'information' website talktofrank.com is open to tender and suggested we might pitch. Perhaps over optimistically we have taken her advice and offer this as an example of our alternative to Frank's seminal 'three ways to get high naturally'
1. ONLINE GAMBLING … ALWAYS UP THE ANTE
hno:
Everybody knows that gambling is good for you, but did you know it can actually get you high as well.
So how does gambling get you high? Well, when you gamble your body produces more endorphins: these are the body's natural painkillers and 'feel-good' chemicals, much like natural smack. . When enough of this smack is produced, the nerves that control addiction and greed impulses in your brain are activated. The result is that no thinking signals are sent to the brain and your brain starts to relax, leaving your parents in a state of bankruptcy.
Games like playing frisbee stimulate the production of endorphins too - but can make you feel anxious, depressed or irritable.
Regular gambling also alters the adrenalin levels in your brain. Adrenalin is another chemical that helps lift your mood, keeps you buzzing, removes your appetite (watch that figure) and generally just makes you feel nutty (good for crime).
2 REGULAR SEX WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS:godown:
Who and how often you fuck has a big influence on how you feel too. If your body isn’t getting enough fucking, or you just pull mingers, you will end up feeling down and depressed as you realise you are ugly and no-one is ever going to love you. Boys, you may feel you are failing as men, this is a common and entirely correct response.
Your fucking levels can be improved by
Drinking spirits rather than alcopops and strong lagers (even Special Brew).
Only looking for quick, meaningless one night stands rather than draining and ultimately unsatisfying long-term stable relationships.
Losing weight, plastic surgery or lowering your standards (remember girls he probably will split up with you if you don’t give in sooner or later. All the other girls seem to be doing it and he really does seem to love you).
Going to orgies once in a while, you can find them through google
Fucking with multiple partners has other side effects as a bonus - you will be more popular, your parents will love you again and it will make you more intelligent and attractive to others, it can even change the way you look. Regular fucking multiple partners can make your skin clearer, you can lose weight, gain a six pack or a longer penis, or get bigger
.
3. VIOLENCE :realtongu
This is a no brainer, but having a good ruck reduces stress and anxiety and can help produce that natural high. So the next time your parents tell you to turn the music down ...
In a recent survey you told us that you don't rate drugs as the best way to get a buzz.
One third said they get their best high from nicking a BMW
One in four said rolling someone for there wallet.
Only 3% said that drugs gave them the best buzz.
http://johnnyvoid.blogspot.com/2006/06/three-ways-to-get-high-naturally.html
three ways to get high naturally ... an alternative to frank
After the latest fun with Frank we were kindly informed by Rachel that the government contract to run the site and strategy of government drugs 'information' website talktofrank.com is open to tender and suggested we might pitch. Perhaps over optimistically we have taken her advice and offer this as an example of our alternative to Frank's seminal 'three ways to get high naturally'
1. ONLINE GAMBLING … ALWAYS UP THE ANTE
hno:Everybody knows that gambling is good for you, but did you know it can actually get you high as well.
So how does gambling get you high? Well, when you gamble your body produces more endorphins: these are the body's natural painkillers and 'feel-good' chemicals, much like natural smack. . When enough of this smack is produced, the nerves that control addiction and greed impulses in your brain are activated. The result is that no thinking signals are sent to the brain and your brain starts to relax, leaving your parents in a state of bankruptcy.
Games like playing frisbee stimulate the production of endorphins too - but can make you feel anxious, depressed or irritable.
Regular gambling also alters the adrenalin levels in your brain. Adrenalin is another chemical that helps lift your mood, keeps you buzzing, removes your appetite (watch that figure) and generally just makes you feel nutty (good for crime).
2 REGULAR SEX WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS:godown:
Who and how often you fuck has a big influence on how you feel too. If your body isn’t getting enough fucking, or you just pull mingers, you will end up feeling down and depressed as you realise you are ugly and no-one is ever going to love you. Boys, you may feel you are failing as men, this is a common and entirely correct response.
Your fucking levels can be improved by
Drinking spirits rather than alcopops and strong lagers (even Special Brew).
Only looking for quick, meaningless one night stands rather than draining and ultimately unsatisfying long-term stable relationships.
Losing weight, plastic surgery or lowering your standards (remember girls he probably will split up with you if you don’t give in sooner or later. All the other girls seem to be doing it and he really does seem to love you).
Going to orgies once in a while, you can find them through google
Fucking with multiple partners has other side effects as a bonus - you will be more popular, your parents will love you again and it will make you more intelligent and attractive to others, it can even change the way you look. Regular fucking multiple partners can make your skin clearer, you can lose weight, gain a six pack or a longer penis, or get bigger
. 3. VIOLENCE :realtongu
This is a no brainer, but having a good ruck reduces stress and anxiety and can help produce that natural high. So the next time your parents tell you to turn the music down ...
In a recent survey you told us that you don't rate drugs as the best way to get a buzz.
One third said they get their best high from nicking a BMW
One in four said rolling someone for there wallet.
Only 3% said that drugs gave them the best buzz.
http://johnnyvoid.blogspot.com/2006/06/three-ways-to-get-high-naturally.html
