I was sitting on the couch watching my favorite tv programs, and my lovely wife was out in the driveway washing my truck. Now here in Ohio we've had some snow, some ice, some melting, some re-freezing...my point is the driveway was very slippery. Apparently she slipped on the ice, tripped over the hose, whatever but she fell and banged her head against the bumper on the way down. My question is, does anyone know of a good chiropractor? You see, I turned abruptly to look outside when she let out a screech as she was falling and I must have pulled something in my neck, cause it hurts like hell.
PBR WHATS THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU,YOU NEVER SAY SHE SLIPPED ON YOUR PROPERTY AND YOU TWISTWED YOUR NECK ON YOUR PROPERTY LET THE LAWYERS DECIDE THIS.
PBR NOW LETS GET YOU AND YOUR WIFE BACK OUTSIDE AND REPEAT HOW THIS PAPPENED AGAIN FROM MY LAWYERS PERSPECTIVE WWW.BARRYFEINSTEIN.COM O.K. PBR.YOU AND YOUR WIFE WERE RETURNING FROM SHOPPING AND AT THE TIME THERE WAS ANY PLACE TO PARK SO YOU PARKED IN FRONT OF YOUR NEIGHBORS HOUSE WHO BY THE WAY DIDNY HAVE HIS WALKWAY SHOVELED AND IT WAS A SHEET OF ICE.AND AS YOUR WIFE WENT BASHING TO THE GROUND YOU HEARD A LOUD THUMP SHE WAS OUT COLD.YOU DIDNT WANT TO MOVE HER BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT SHE HAD A BROKEN BACK OR NECK AND AS YOU REACHED TO CALL 911 YOU PULLED A MUSCLE IN YOUR OWN NECK/BACK THEY CAN NEVER PROVE A BACK INJUEY.SO PBR DO YOU NOW SEE WHAT REALLY HAPPENED YOU AND YOUR WIFE WERE IN THE STATE OF SHOCK AND DIDNT KNOW WHERE YOU WERE.I WOULD SAY THE CASE COULD GROSS YOU AROUND 80 GRAND 40 THOUSAND EACH IF YOU LISTEN TO BEANTOWNJIM AND HIRE HIS JEWISH LAWYER BARRY.
MERRY CHRISTMAS PBR AND DONT FORGET TO TIP BNEANTOWNJIM FOR THE LEGAL ADVICE AND THE LAWYER YOUR ALL SET NOW GO OUT AND BUY THAT NEW MERCEDES YOU ALWAYS WANTED.
PBR NOW LETS GET YOU AND YOUR WIFE BACK OUTSIDE AND REPEAT HOW THIS PAPPENED AGAIN FROM MY LAWYERS PERSPECTIVE WWW.BARRYFEINSTEIN.COM O.K. PBR.YOU AND YOUR WIFE WERE RETURNING FROM SHOPPING AND AT THE TIME THERE WAS ANY PLACE TO PARK SO YOU PARKED IN FRONT OF YOUR NEIGHBORS HOUSE WHO BY THE WAY DIDNY HAVE HIS WALKWAY SHOVELED AND IT WAS A SHEET OF ICE.AND AS YOUR WIFE WENT BASHING TO THE GROUND YOU HEARD A LOUD THUMP SHE WAS OUT COLD.YOU DIDNT WANT TO MOVE HER BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT SHE HAD A BROKEN BACK OR NECK AND AS YOU REACHED TO CALL 911 YOU PULLED A MUSCLE IN YOUR OWN NECK/BACK THEY CAN NEVER PROVE A BACK INJUEY.SO PBR DO YOU NOW SEE WHAT REALLY HAPPENED YOU AND YOUR WIFE WERE IN THE STATE OF SHOCK AND DIDNT KNOW WHERE YOU WERE.I WOULD SAY THE CASE COULD GROSS YOU AROUND 80 GRAND 40 THOUSAND EACH IF YOU LISTEN TO BEANTOWNJIM AND HIRE HIS JEWISH LAWYER BARRY.
MERRY CHRISTMAS PBR AND DONT FORGET TO TIP BNEANTOWNJIM FOR THE LEGAL ADVICE AND THE LAWYER YOUR ALL SET NOW GO OUT AND BUY THAT NEW MERCEDES YOU ALWAYS WANTED.
