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Another Christmas gone, another year coming to an end. Out with the old, in with the new.
I'm not much into making New Year's resolutions. But I do have a new resolution that should make Escambia County, particularly the Brownsville area, prettier — and pleasing — at least in the eye of the beholder.
Let's work on getting some better-looking hookers — some ladies who can instill a bit of Pensacola pride.
Anyone who saw the mug shots of the women arrested earlier this year for prostitution in Brownsville couldn't help but notice that we have to have the ugliest hookers on the entire planet. Anyone less than blind drunk, when approached by one, would have to say, "Ten bucks? Please! You should to be paying me!"
Everyone knows that Operation Brownsville was a temporary fix to a never-ending problem. The drug dealers, the criminals and the prostitutes always come back after deputies leave — or they set up shop in another community.
We can beat them to the punch and beautify the Brownsville area with some good-looking, clean, professional hookers.
We've got code enforcement officers issuing citations for unsightly yards and road crews picking up trash almost daily. But what we really need is to toss out those trashy tramps along with the trash off the streets.
What does it say to visitors when they come to town looking for a good time, and then they end up with women who look like — trash?
Seriously, would you want to show off the Brownsville Babes to visiting Aunt Martha from Wisconsin? Me either. I'd be too ashamed.
We could use some community improvement funds to attract some of those beautiful babes from South Beach. These bimbos here will be out of business quicker than you can say "Baywatch."
If the goal of street-crime sweeps is to weed out undesirables and make neighborhoods better and cleaner places to live, wouldn't good-looking prostitutes be a part of the overall plan?
Granted, those streetwalkers probably look a lot better at night without streetlights. But in the glare of daylight and the eye of the police mug shot, those broads look downright scary. Pretty prostitutes not only will become an economic boon, but they can go a long way in helping cleanup efforts by putting the local gals out of work.
Having better-looking babes will help make it easier to use reverse stings to entrap Johns looking for a good time. Only the naive, nutty or intoxicated wouldn't recognize a police officer posing as a prostitute in Pensacola.
It always amazes me that anybody could ever get caught up in a prostitution sting here. Hint: If she has all her teeth, pretty skin and clean hair, chances are she's the police, not a prostitute.
It looks like it will be some time — if ever — before we get the Community Maritime Park off the ground. The Saenger Theatre will be closed for awhile for renovations.
There's not much left to do for the adventurous thrill-seeker looking for a special treat.
This community deserves something better than call centers and second-rate call girls.
We have beautiful beaches. Can't we get some beautiful babes?
Another Christmas gone, another year coming to an end. Out with the old, in with the new.
I'm not much into making New Year's resolutions. But I do have a new resolution that should make Escambia County, particularly the Brownsville area, prettier — and pleasing — at least in the eye of the beholder.
Let's work on getting some better-looking hookers — some ladies who can instill a bit of Pensacola pride.
Anyone who saw the mug shots of the women arrested earlier this year for prostitution in Brownsville couldn't help but notice that we have to have the ugliest hookers on the entire planet. Anyone less than blind drunk, when approached by one, would have to say, "Ten bucks? Please! You should to be paying me!"
Everyone knows that Operation Brownsville was a temporary fix to a never-ending problem. The drug dealers, the criminals and the prostitutes always come back after deputies leave — or they set up shop in another community.
We can beat them to the punch and beautify the Brownsville area with some good-looking, clean, professional hookers.
We've got code enforcement officers issuing citations for unsightly yards and road crews picking up trash almost daily. But what we really need is to toss out those trashy tramps along with the trash off the streets.
What does it say to visitors when they come to town looking for a good time, and then they end up with women who look like — trash?
Seriously, would you want to show off the Brownsville Babes to visiting Aunt Martha from Wisconsin? Me either. I'd be too ashamed.
We could use some community improvement funds to attract some of those beautiful babes from South Beach. These bimbos here will be out of business quicker than you can say "Baywatch."
If the goal of street-crime sweeps is to weed out undesirables and make neighborhoods better and cleaner places to live, wouldn't good-looking prostitutes be a part of the overall plan?
Granted, those streetwalkers probably look a lot better at night without streetlights. But in the glare of daylight and the eye of the police mug shot, those broads look downright scary. Pretty prostitutes not only will become an economic boon, but they can go a long way in helping cleanup efforts by putting the local gals out of work.
Having better-looking babes will help make it easier to use reverse stings to entrap Johns looking for a good time. Only the naive, nutty or intoxicated wouldn't recognize a police officer posing as a prostitute in Pensacola.
It always amazes me that anybody could ever get caught up in a prostitution sting here. Hint: If she has all her teeth, pretty skin and clean hair, chances are she's the police, not a prostitute.
It looks like it will be some time — if ever — before we get the Community Maritime Park off the ground. The Saenger Theatre will be closed for awhile for renovations.
There's not much left to do for the adventurous thrill-seeker looking for a special treat.
This community deserves something better than call centers and second-rate call girls.
We have beautiful beaches. Can't we get some beautiful babes?
