(uncomfortable Moments)

BEANTOWNJIM · Jan 2, 2008

OH MAN DID I PUT MYSELF IN AN UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENT TODAY AT MY BANK.I WALKED IN TO MAKE A DEPOSIT AND THERE IS THIS YOUNG SPANISH LOOKING GIRL I WOULD GUESS AROUND 24 YEARS OLD.ANYWAY THIS WASNT THE FIRST TIME I HAVE USED THIS TELLER BUT SHE ALWAYS HAD ON A SWEATER OR A BLAZER.

OH MAN ME AND MY BIG MOUTH I HAVE NEVER COMMENTED ON HER APPEARANCE IN MY LIFE BUT TODAY SHE HAD ON A LOW CUT SHIRT THAT SHOWED A LOT OF CLEAVAGE AND I KNOW SHE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HER CHEST.WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK NUMB NUTS SAYS THATS ME (YOU LOOK DIFFERENT TODAY) WHAT THE F-CK WHY THE HELL DID I SAY THIS IT WAS THE DUMBEST THING I EVER SAID THE OLD TELLER NEXT TO HER LOOKED OVER LIKE I WAS AN OLD PERVERT.BOYS I COULDNT GET OUT OF THE BANK FAST ENOUGH AND TO TOP IT OFF THE OLD TELLER IS GOOD FRIENDS WITH MY LOVELY WIFE IF SHE TELLS HER HOW MUCH OF A MORON HER HUSBAND IS I WILL NEVER LIVE THIS ONE DOWN.

BOYS HAVE YOU EVER REALLY F-CKED UP AND SAID THE WRONG THING TO SOMEBODY IN PUBLIC.:condon:

steaktartar · Jan 2, 2008

WVU · Jan 2, 2008

news flash. You are an old pervert

Timetopay · Jan 2, 2008

Maybe her Nigerian boyfriend will come to kick your ass...

PBR · Jan 2, 2008

Not to worry, Jim. I once asked a teller if she knew what it felt like when you have to go to the bathroom really bad.

She said "yes", and I said "will you feel me to see if I have to?"

VIEJODINOSAUR · Jan 2, 2008

Did she call you Big Papi??

PornoPaul · Jan 2, 2008

Talk about makinva mountain out of a mole hill.... i thought this was going to be good.. Like " Holy shit your tits

look great" Something like that...LOL
You made her day with that school boy comment.. :103631605

PP

Timetopay · Jan 2, 2008

Jim if you grin when you win what kind of face do you have when you push?

PBR · Jan 2, 2008

Timetopay said:
Jim if you grin when you win what kind of face do you have when you push?

...like Rosie O'Donnell's bush

steaktartar · Jan 2, 2008

PBR said:
...like Rosie O'Donnell's bush

u saying jim has a big long nose and two cancerous tumors on his chin?

GMON · Jan 2, 2008

HEY BEAN-HEAD: CUT THE SHI*T WITH THESE LAME-A*SS THREADS. WHAT IS THIS YOUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTION ? IT DON'T LOOK TO GOOD ON YOU BRO.

GET BACK TO DOING WHAT YOU DO BEST AND START GETTING UNDER SOME DUMB-A*SS'S SKIN.

I HEARD RECENTLY YOU GOT THROWN OUT ACROSS THE STREET AND WE BOTH KNOW RUSSY'S JOINT HAS TURNED INTO THE COUNTY MORGUE. I'M SURE YOUR ON SHAKEY GROUND AROUND THESE PARTS. BUT HEY FOR NOTHING, PUT THE BALL ON THE PEG AND LET IT FLY.

BEANTOWNJIM · Jan 2, 2008

I AM NOT BANNED AT THE EOG I AM ON POST REVIEW THEY SAY THEY DIDNT HAVE ME ON POST REVIEW BUT I KNOW THEY DID.THAT LITTLE UNGATEFULL FREELOADER (THANKS DAD) TONY MONTANA IS CALLING THE SHOTS NOW THAT THE SHRINK IS CRACKING.THANKS DAD ACTS LIKE HE OWNS THE PLACE HE SHOULD REMEMBER HE IS THE SHRINKS SON BY ACCIDENT AND IF THE SHRINK GETS DIVORCED FROM SCARLET THIS LITTLE FREELOADER WILL BE LEFT FENDING FOR HIMSELF.I LOVE THIS KID TONY MONTANA ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HIS WIFE LIKE SHE IS PAM ANDERSON THIS KID MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST BULLSHIT ARTIST IN ANY FORUM THANK GOD THE SHRINK PROTECTS THIS KID.

EOG SUCKS NOW ITS NOTHING BUT NOISE JOURNEYMAN COMING IN AND STARTING 25 THREADS A DAY THAT ARE RAG TIME TALK HAS RUINED THE PLACE.

I LIKE THE RX WE HAVE A NICE EASY GOING FORUM AND I AM A KINDER AND GENTLER POSTER NOW THAT THE KNICKS GAME WENT OVER 191.IF THESE OVERPAYED JANITORS DIDNT GET ME THE TOTAL TONIGHT I MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD WHY ARE THE KNICKS SO BAD JESUS CHRIST MORE THAN ONCE TONIGHT I WAS GOING TO THROW MY COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW WATCHING THESE BONE HEADS MISS SHOT AFTER SHOT.

HarryCaray · Jan 2, 2008

BEANTOWNJIM said:
I AM NOT BANNED AT THE EOG I AM ON POST REVIEW THEY SAY THEY DIDNT HAVE ME ON POST REVIEW BUT I KNOW THEY DID.THAT LITTLE UNGATEFULL FREELOADER (THANKS DAD) TONY MONTANA IS CALLING THE SHOTS NOW THAT THE SHRINK IS CRACKING.THANKS DAD ACTS LIKE HE OWNS THE PLACE HE SHOULD REMEMBER HE IS THE SHRINKS SON BY ACCIDENT AND IF THE SHRINK GETS DIVORCED FROM SCARLET THIS LITTLE FREELOADER WILL BE LEFT FENDING FOR HIMSELF.I LOVE THIS KID TONY MONTANA ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HIS WIFE LIKE SHE IS PAM ANDERSON THIS KID MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST BULLSHIT ARTIST IN ANY FORUM THANK GOD THE SHRINK PROTECTS THIS KID.

EOG SUCKS NOW ITS NOTHING BUT NOISE JOURNEYMAN COMING IN AND STARTING 25 THREADS A DAY THAT ARE RAG TIME TALK HAS RUINED THE PLACE.

I LIKE THE RX WE HAVE A NICE EASY GOING FORUM AND I AM A KINDER AND GENTLER POSTER NOW THAT THE KNICKS GAME WENT OVER 191.IF THESE OVERPAYED JANITORS DIDNT GET ME THE TOTAL TONIGHT I MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD WHY ARE THE KNICKS SO BAD JESUS CHRIST MORE THAN ONCE TONIGHT I WAS GOING TO THROW MY COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW WATCHING THESE BONE HEADS MISS SHOT AFTER SHOT.

Haha, you just made me laugh out loud and I am in a terrible mood. Nice.

BEANTOWNJIM · Jan 2, 2008

MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS ARE TO BE KIND TO MINORITIES I AM EVEN THINKING OF CUTTING A CHECK TO THE N.A.A.C.P THE ONLY THING HOLDING ME BACK IS WATCHING THESE NIGERIANS IN THE NBA F-CK ME NIGHT AFTER NIGHT.

I AM REALLY TRYING TO CHANGE BUT ITS NOT EASY WHEN YOU BET ON THE NBA THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO RAISE MY BLOOD PRESSURE.:tongue2:

HarryCaray · Jan 2, 2008

BEANTOWNJIM said:
MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS ARE TO BE KIND TO MINORITIES I AM EVEN THINKING OF CUTTING A CHECK TO THE N.A.A.C.P THE ONLY THING HOLDING ME BACK IS WATCHING THESE NIGERIANS IN THE NBA F-CK ME NIGHT AFTER NIGHT.

I AM REALLY TRYING TO CHANGE BUT ITS NOT EASY WHEN YOU BET ON THE NBA THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO RAISE MY BLOOD PRESSURE.:tongue2:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

BEANTOWNJIM · Jan 2, 2008

GETTING BACK TO THE BANK HOW AM I GOING TO FACE THESE PEOPLE AGAIN AFTER SUCH A STUPID REMARK.I DONT KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME TO SAY SOMETHING SO STUPID.

EVERYTIME I GO IN THE BANK NOW I AM GOING TO FEEL LIKE THEY ARE SAYING BEHIND MY BACK HERE COMES BEANTOWNJIM THAT OLD PERVERT:devilex:

michael777 · Jan 2, 2008

jim,i have a big circle on my calander,monday january 21,mine and your favorite day of the year,yes,martin luther king day,you always give out an NBA afternoon winner,i can hardly wait :money8:

GMON · Jan 4, 2008

YO BEAN-DIP: I CAN 'T THINK OF POSTER WHO HAS SLIPPED ANYWHERE CLOSE TO YOU.
HEY, LISTEN JACK-A*SS, START SACKING UP AND GET IN THE GAME.
FROM WHERE I'M SITTING....................................YOU SUCK.

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