At first there is a lot of blowing and sucking, and when it's over your house is gone.
coconutman New member Joined Oct 4, 2004 Messages 2,518 Tokens Jan 11, 2008 #1 At first there is a lot of blowing and sucking, and when it's over your house is gone.
steaktartar powdered milkman Joined Aug 4, 2006 Messages 22,984 Tokens Jan 11, 2008 #3 co-related joke my three ex-wives were all great housekeepers....they each kept one
jasin4000 AF BOUND! Joined Sep 21, 2004 Messages 5,908 Tokens Jan 11, 2008 #4 the #1 leading cause of divorce is...marriage.
coconutman New member Joined Oct 4, 2004 Messages 2,518 Tokens Jan 11, 2008 #5 I had bad luck with both of my wives, the first one left me the second one didn't.
coconutman New member Joined Oct 4, 2004 Messages 2,518 Tokens Jan 11, 2008 #6 My wife and i were happy for 20 years, then we met.
coconutman New member Joined Oct 4, 2004 Messages 2,518 Tokens Jan 11, 2008 #7 First guy (proudly) " My wife is an angel!" Second guy " You lucky,mine's still alive.
coconutman New member Joined Oct 4, 2004 Messages 2,518 Tokens Jan 11, 2008 #8 When a man steals you wife there is not better revenge than to let him keep her.
steaktartar powdered milkman Joined Aug 4, 2006 Messages 22,984 Tokens Jan 11, 2008 #9 I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake."
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake."
steaktartar powdered milkman Joined Aug 4, 2006 Messages 22,984 Tokens Jan 11, 2008 #10 Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
steaktartar powdered milkman Joined Aug 4, 2006 Messages 22,984 Tokens Jan 11, 2008 #11 Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
steaktartar powdered milkman Joined Aug 4, 2006 Messages 22,984 Tokens Jan 11, 2008 #12 I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
HisIsTheHand Hey Let Me Hold Some Ends I'll Hit You Back On The Joined Dec 13, 2007 Messages 1,232 Tokens Jan 11, 2008 #13 Marriage is like flies on a screen door...... the flies on the outside want in while the flies on the inside want out
Marriage is like flies on a screen door...... the flies on the outside want in while the flies on the inside want out
