Comic article written by Fox Sports.com writer Daniel Clowes..
Miami Heat - Pat Riley! Shaq! D-Wade! Maybe, but there's also ... Mark Blount? Ricky Davis? 35-year-old Shaq? Most of all, though, it rankles that TV execs have somehow concluded that the Heat are (is?) an interesting team. So despite the fact that the very sight of the Heat sends unsuspecting viewers scrambling for their remotes as though they were windblown Benjamins, we're still subjected to them. Clang.
Kansas City Chiefs - Look closely: Brodie Croyle looks like a young Montgomery Burns. And that's the most interesting thing I can say about the Chiefs. Hey, I dig Herm Edwards, but his team is about as compelling as a YouTube of Mitt Romney's morning ablutions.
Notre Dame Football - I yield to no one in my loathing of Notre Dame, but schadenfreude has its limits. After all, a man can take only so many one-yard counter treys, coverage sacks, groundball forward passes, and contrived drama against the service academies. I'd watch an ND game only if the other choices were the "Lipstick Jungle" pilot or my own death. So enjoy your lamewad boondoggle, NBC.
Princeton Basketball - Some see this band of pests as a delightful, fundamentally sound throwback to a simpler time. All that's missing is the peach basket! Other, more sensible folk see them as crashing bores who see treat the shot clock as a dare rather than an upper limit. Jeebus, they'd make Jerry Sloan take a hostage.
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FWIW - The Miami Heat get my vote - man, Shaq at 35 is not a pretty sight...wil..
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Miami Heat - Pat Riley! Shaq! D-Wade! Maybe, but there's also ... Mark Blount? Ricky Davis? 35-year-old Shaq? Most of all, though, it rankles that TV execs have somehow concluded that the Heat are (is?) an interesting team. So despite the fact that the very sight of the Heat sends unsuspecting viewers scrambling for their remotes as though they were windblown Benjamins, we're still subjected to them. Clang.
Kansas City Chiefs - Look closely: Brodie Croyle looks like a young Montgomery Burns. And that's the most interesting thing I can say about the Chiefs. Hey, I dig Herm Edwards, but his team is about as compelling as a YouTube of Mitt Romney's morning ablutions.
Notre Dame Football - I yield to no one in my loathing of Notre Dame, but schadenfreude has its limits. After all, a man can take only so many one-yard counter treys, coverage sacks, groundball forward passes, and contrived drama against the service academies. I'd watch an ND game only if the other choices were the "Lipstick Jungle" pilot or my own death. So enjoy your lamewad boondoggle, NBC.
Princeton Basketball - Some see this band of pests as a delightful, fundamentally sound throwback to a simpler time. All that's missing is the peach basket! Other, more sensible folk see them as crashing bores who see treat the shot clock as a dare rather than an upper limit. Jeebus, they'd make Jerry Sloan take a hostage.
Fox Sports.com..
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FWIW - The Miami Heat get my vote - man, Shaq at 35 is not a pretty sight...wil..
hno:
