Trying to sell 2 ferrets, where can I do this??

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jasin4000

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My roommate has 2 ferrets, no one likes them, they stink like ass and are just a fucking pain.

We want to give them away for free with the cage and everything, if not... they're going to learn how to survive in the local woods I guess...

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FozzyB

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Yes, those varmits do smell like ass! Why someone would want one is beyond me.

Try a humane shelter nearby or "free to a good home" ad.
 
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They must be popular. I was at "Petsmart" yesterday and saw some "ferret food" .
 
HisIsTheHand

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let them go in the sewers and get the video camera ready for the mayhem
 
PBR

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Send them to me...the wife needs a new pair of slippers.
 
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PBR said:
Send them to me...the wife needs a new pair of slippers.
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So you're saying you want her feet to smell like ass?
 
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texansfan said:
So you're saying you want her feet to smell like ass?
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Gotta be better than they smell now. I just hope they don't get injured in shipping...then the vet would have to send away for special little tools. We got no deal with the ferrets!
 
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PBR said:
Gotta be better than they smell now. I just hope they don't get injured in shipping...then the vet would have to send away for special little tools. We got no deal with the ferrets!
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<DD>"Please keep in mind that it's not a pet. It's a wild invalid. And it knows that I tried to kill it. As soon as it gets better, it's gonna gnaw my brain out in my sleep." </DD>
 
PBR

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I'll just take them to that Jim Fowler guy...he knows all about animals.
 
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PBR said:
I'll just take them to that Jim Fowler guy...he knows all about animals.
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Just remember, hawks eat ferrets!
 
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World Number One said:
have you tried calling richard gere ?
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lol i dont think the worlds biggest queer is gonna jam ferrets up his ass...............claws,teeth and largeness of animal make this a no-no.......ask poster doug if he takes one i will
 
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I'm going to pass. I don't need another smelly animal. The cat is enough.
 
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Doug said:
I'm going to pass. I don't need another smelly animal. The cat is enough.
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glad u said this i dont want one either but would've if you did
 
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