A gross question or comment for dad's....

betedgeonly · Jan 22, 2008

This is unbelievable. Everyone knows that I have a newborn daughter now rt? Well, I am in my living rm and notice she needs her butt changed. I take off the diaper and it is full of shit. I leave the diaper on the couch for a sec and run her to the changing rm to put a new one on her, when I come back into the room to get the diaper I look down at the diaper that is now on the floor and not on the couch and don't see the shit in it anymore.....What the funk is going on here????? I look over to the other side of the room and see my dog looking at me like :monsters- and licking his face off. Being as bright as about a 2 watt light bulb I put 2 and 2 together to realize that this sick little fuk did this :drink:, making me think of winbet at first, j/k buddy, but not knowing what to do next. Should I burp my dog and follow him around until he shit's and see if the color matches from what was in the diaper. :think2: Any suggestions from you already daddy's? Thank's. :icon_conf

beo

whalewager · Jan 22, 2008

dogs will eat shit beo...proven fact...theirs and others

for good measure...kick the shit outta your dog

betedgeonly · Jan 22, 2008

whalewager said:
dogs will eat shit beo...proven fact...theirs and others

for good measure...kick the shit outta your dog

:missingte This same dog will not eat his medicine hid inside a treat but ate this diaper shit......dumb dog...:nohead:

WorldNumberOne · Jan 22, 2008

dont take a diaper off anywhere but the changing table in your house.

you've got a lot to learn

TheWolf · Jan 22, 2008

Guess your dog is full of shit then!! LOL

Seriously wait until you slide it off of her when she gets s little older and then she quickly kicks and smashes her foot in that diaper shit. Happened a few times already with me.

betedgeonly · Jan 22, 2008

World Number One said:
dont take a diaper off anywhere but the changing table in your house.

you've got a lot to learn

I have 2 dog's and only one of them sometimes tries to sniff them. I never thought this would happen...:WTF:

betedgeonly · Jan 22, 2008

The Wolf said:
Guess your dog is full of shit then!! LOL

Seriously wait until you slide it off of her when she gets s little older and then she quickly kicks and smashes her foot in that diaper shit. Happened a few times already with me.

I have been an uncle since third grade and used to run a daycare with my ex- wife. I have witnessed that quite a few times. I have been pissed on by her, my daughter, a few times already.

fivestarjake · Jan 22, 2008

ah... i remember those days. boy do you have alot of those diapers to change. one word of advice...when your little one is shitting WAIT and i repeat WAIT until she is DONE. i had my daughter shit at me once cause i thought she was done. had to finish cleaning both of us up. it sucked! keep the stories coming. :103631605

betedgeonly · Jan 22, 2008

fivestarjake said:
ah... i remember those days. boy do you have alot of those diapers to change. one word of advice...when your little one is shitting WAIT and i repeat WAIT until she is DONE. i had my daughter shit at me once cause i thought she was done. had to finish cleaning both of us up. it sucked! keep the stories coming.

:lol:We'll do my....

1cheater · Jan 22, 2008

Betedgeonly, CONGRATS on your newborn daughter :toast: nice pic :toast:

Dog's don't always eat other dogs shit, but I have heard that diapers are a delicasey for them... Very gross..

Do yourself a favor and invest in one of these

Hopefully you won't look as gay as I did or as gay as the guy in the pic.

Congrats again...