I am going to kick the Doberman's ASS

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Dobbie has called me out. He thinks he can win 1 game at tennis in a standard three set match.
I am positive it will be 6-0, 6-0. Not only that, it should'nt take more than 30 min. At the most! LOL
Who wants action????????????????????
Dobie says he has been gettin in shape. I dunno. If gettin in shape means drinking and staying up late posting drunken incoherent ramblings, then I guess he is an Olympian.

Dobbie its on. you better practice:finger:



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i'd like to play you.

if i win , i get to be in one of your movies.. with dee ....
 

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I think you mean I've been playing too much with me wee-wee.
 

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Dobermans adjusted line......

Porno Paul -10.5 games/ -120
Green Doberman +10.5 games/Even

Word is the sharps have been spying the Doberman on the treadmill while Plumber Paul has been doing nothing but partying with porn stars.

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Opener came out:

Porno Paul -11.5 games

sharp bettors quickly bet it down to -10.5/-120.
 

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"Dobie"

Dobbie rhymes with Robbie

oh and

Ruby rhymes with Doobie
 

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After I smoke you 2-6, 0-6. (Won't win but the cover is all that matters),
we're going to have a mixed doubles match.

Porno Paul/Jewel De'Nyle -7.5 games
Green Doberman/Mika +7.5 games

Mika has a mean backhand, I hear. I'll bring a couple swords to distract Jewel.
 

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GD you dont look too nimble to me.

A couple of drop shots and then a few lobs and you will throw in the jack rag...
 

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You like those swords in her wee wee dont you? I just got those DVDs today. LOL Ill send you one. She is a trip. Email me your new address. My Space 3 was delivered today also.
Ill have the Jewel trailer up on the web site in a week.

Dbls match? you're on there too.


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Why don't you bet the loser goes to this naked.



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Sharp observations WNO. I'm hoping to wake the echoes of my glory years and I've been watching some motivational flicks as well to get the adrenaline going.

If Paul thinks he's just going to show up, smoke a cigarette, and run me all over the court.
Well, he's probably right.

But I have a feeling he'll double-fault a few times and choke away a game or two.
 

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While Paul was out no doubt partying with Hollywood starlets today, I was at the sporting goods store getting the latest update on racquet technology then stopped by the tennis center to get some info on court time and clinics.

That being said,

Moneyline:

Porno Paul -7500
Green Doberman +5000

Looks like the game line is holding steady right now.
 

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I got Doberman to win 2 games.
 

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GD, I suggest for laughs, you buy one of those exploding tennis balls and tell PP he can have first serve.


Also, I presume you guys will have someone rolling tape on this, right?
 

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You want tape of the match? I guess Paul can get someone to film it.

Do you really want to watch a fat, out of shape guy...and me play tennis?
 

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You want tape of the match? I guess Paul can get someone to film it.

Do you really want to watch a fat, out of shape guy...and me play tennis?
Post it on You-Tube.

Put me down for 5* on the Lime Puppy.

p.s. I just googled Jewell, nice !, very nice !
 

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Did some cardio today and got my iTunes soundtrack ready to pump some iron.

PornoPaul did nothing but count his money and jerk off. (Wait, I think I did that too).

All the early money is pouring in on the Doberman. Haven't these people seen how fat and out of shape I am? The Colt Brennan jersey is slimming, it ain't pretty underneath.

Nevertheless, we need to set a tentative date for this epic battle.

Your home court or mine? I know you play at some high-falutin' country club. My turf is the Darling Tennis Center, home of the Tennis Channel Open.

Don't sing it Porno, just bring it.
 

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