Sooo...I go up to my bedroom last night and find my 3 year old son in my bed

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with a full-on woodrow and he also has baby lotion sitting next to him... :monsters-
 

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time to check the baby books!!!!!

I cant beleive its been three years!!!! wow.....
 

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with a full-on woodrow and he also has baby lotion sitting next to him... :monsters-

Having an erection and simulating masterbation is fairly normal at that age, I was already jerking off to my dad's Easy Rider magazines by that age(to the naked chicks not the fat bikers) You should only be concerned if he was watching Will & Grace and the time.
 

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he got to your brittany crotch shots you hide in his room so your wife dont catch ya huh...
 

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Having an erection and simulating masterbation is fairly normal at that age, I was already jerking off to my dad's Easy Rider magazines by that age(to the naked chicks not the fat bikers) You should only be concerned if he was watching Will & Grace and the time.

You must be blind by now?
 

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I HOPE FOR YOUR SAKE HE WASNT WATCHING MENS FIGURE SKATING WHEN HE POPPED A ROD :ohno:
 

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The kid walks around the house buck naked touching himself all the time, thinks he's Dirk Diggler..
 

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THE KID WALKS AROUND THE HOUSE BUCK NAKED TOUCHING HIMSELF

LET ME GUESS HE'S A DAGO I HAVENT MET A GARLIC SNAPPER YET THAT DIDNT GO AROUND THE HOUSE TOUCHING HIMSELF


YOU MIGHT HAVE THE NEXT HUGH HEFNER JESUS CHRIST THINK ABOUT IT.MOST KIDS ARE THINKING BAOUT BASEBALL AND CARTOONS AND THIS KID IS THINKING OF GETTING LAID
 

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I hope this is a bullshit post cus there is no way a 3yr old does that without having seen someone else do it at some point.....I hope this is B.S. but if not id be looking at where he's been lately and also looking to kick somebodys ass. and i use the word kick lightly
 

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I hope this is a bullshit post cus there is no way a 3yr old does that without having seen someone else do it at some point.....I hope this is B.S. but if not id be looking at where he's been lately and also looking to kick somebodys ass. and i use the word kick lightly


i agree
 

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I hope this is a bullshit post cus there is no way a 3yr old does that without having seen someone else do it at some point.....I hope this is B.S. but if not id be looking at where he's been lately and also looking to kick somebodys ass. and i use the word kick lightly


So what your saying is my son saw me or someone else jerking off? I can assure you that is not the case. Why would anyone in there right mind make up a story like that? From what I've read it's pretty normal for kids to be exploring there bodies. My child may be starting a tad early, I'm not sure; I'am sure that there is no abuse going on as you insinuate..


Why don't you do some reading before you insult people and insinuate child abuse..
 

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It's common...kids discover themselves...my ex use to work in a daycare and she said it was common to see kids as they go to nap holding themselves for comfort...giggling because it tickles...
 

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Hey , no way was i saying u did anything..
All im saying is the kid wants to discover himself he does it standing in the middle if the living rm...in the bathtub, anywhere.
A 3yr old kid takes the inititive to go get lotion, go climb in a bed and lay down?? Just like bill is saying they do this when they are laying down to take a nap.....they dont plan nothing out as you described without having seen it before........
Ok ill give ya MAYBE its a coincidence ,maybe he was just looking for a place to take a nap and the lotion was already there. i wasnt there i dont know but the way u described it was he gathered his lotion, went and layed in the bed and got down to buisness. i dont think a 3 yr old could plan all that or would bother to, he would do it anywhere.
ive raised 3 kids alone from cradle to the present and now have 2 grandkids 1 living with me..so unless old man ted has more experiance with kids than i do id say its a good bet ive got more experiance with them than anybody here. Im just cautioning that if i was a parent in this situation iu would want to make sure that this just happened naturally. there are so many fucking pervs out there praying on kids these days. I could tell you stories about people from 70-12 yrs old within a mile from my house who have done incomprehensible things with kids.
I actually read ur post when it 1st went up and decided not to reply but as the day went on and i read it for like the 3rd time and people were just laughing it off i decided to write just as a warning to make sure that was all there was to it...
As you might imagine with 3 kids and 2 grandkids this topic stirs my blood very deeply.
Sorry if u took offense, that was not my intention..
 

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I f I had to guess I would guess that the baby lotion was added to the story for effect. I seriously doubt the OP was trying to say his 3 year old son was greasing up and whacking it.
 

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IF THIS IS NORMAL I MUST BE A NUT BECAUSE I DIDNT START TOUCHING MYSELF UNTIL I WAS CLOSE TO 12 OR 13 THE DAY I GOT MY FARRAH FAWCETT BATHING SUIT POSTER.

3 YEAR OLD KIDS SHOULDNT BE WALKING AROUND WITH BONARS WHAT THE F-CK HE WILL PROBABLY BE GETTING LAID AT 7.WE MIGHT HAVE THE NEXT HUGH HEFNER ON OUR HANDS:condon:
 

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