(boys I Am Turning Into A Gorrilla)

BEANTOWNJIM · Feb 15, 2008

BOYS ON ST.PATRICKS DAY YOUR OLD BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM WILL TURN 48 YEARS OLD JESUS CHRIST WHERE IS THE TIME GOING.IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY I WAS GOING TO THE FIGHTS AT THE OLD BOSTON GARDEN AND WATCHING MY PAL JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN FIGHT IN THE GOLDEN GLOVES THAT WAS 1984.BOYS I AM MOVING IN ON THE BIG 5-0.WELL BOYS THIS ISNT THE REASON FOR THIS THREAD.

LISTEN BOYS I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM AND I AM PRETTY SURE I AM NOT ALONE IN THIS FORUM.BOYS ONCE I HIT 40 YEARS OLD I HAVE HAD A TERRIBLE PROBLEM WITH BACK HAIR JESUS CHRIST MY LOVELY WIFE ASID I HAVE MORE HAIR ON MY BACK THAN I DO ON MY HEAD.BOYS I GO SWIMMING A LOT AT THE Y.M.C.A. AND WHEN I LOOK AT MY BACK I FEEL REALLY STRANGE I HATE BACK HAIR.I AM LUCKY TO HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING WIFE AND SHE HELPS ME SHAVE IT OFF WHEN IT GETS REALLY BAD.WELL BOYS RIGHT NOW ITS REALLY BAD I JUST WENT OUT AND BOUTH THIS STUFF CALLED (NADS FOR MEN) IT IS A CREAM THAT IS SUPPOSE TO REMOVE HAIR.BOYS IN THE OLDDAYS I NEVER HAD ANY BODY HAIR THEN WHEN I HIT 40 I BECAME A GORRILLA.WHAT THE F-CK CAN I DO TO END THIS BACK HAIR FOREVER I REALLY FEEL LIKE A WAREWOLF IN THE SWIMMING POOL.I HEARD THEY HAVE LASER SURGERY HOW LONG DOES THE HAIR STAY OFF WITH LASERS.

MY WIFE LAUGHS HER ARSE OFF WHEN SHE SHAVES ALL THE HAIR OFF MY BACK AND I LEAVE THE HAIR ON MY CHEST IN PLACE SHE THINKS THAT LOOKS SO FUNNY BUT I REALLY CANT TAKE BACK HAIR IT FREAKS ME OUT.

HELP BOYS I NEED ADVICE I KNOW WE HAVE GUYS HERE IN THE RX WHO HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM.

michael777 · Feb 15, 2008

:scared:

theticket_22 · Feb 15, 2008

laser hair removal

BEANTOWNJIM · Feb 15, 2008

THE FUNNY THING IS I ONLY SHAVE MY FACE EVERY 3 OR 4 DAYS SO I AM NOT SOME HAIRY GREEK.I DONT KNOW WHY MY BACK HAIR GROWS SO FAST IN GENERAL I AM NOT A HAIRY GUY.WHAT THE F-CK DO YOU DO WITH BACK HAIR MY LOVELY WIFE SAID SHE WILL DO IT LATER TONIGHT ITS EMBARRASSING TO HAVE MY WIFE SHAVE MY BACK.I DONT WANT TO SHAVE MY WHOLE BODY THEN YOU LOOK LIKE A F-G I JUST WANT TO GET RID OF BACK HAIR ONCE AND FOR ALL.

:cripwalk:

michael777 · Feb 15, 2008

to bad your lawnmower was stolen,you could use that to shave your back

BEANTOWNJIM · Feb 15, 2008

TO BAD YOUR LAWNMOWER WAS STOLEN YOU COULD USE THAT TO SHAVE YOUR BACK :missingte

THAT WAS A GOOD ONE MICHAEL YURI MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR HAS BEEN REALLY QUITE LATELY I HAVENT SEEN HIM FOR WEEKS.HE IS PRPBABLY PLOTTING A WAY TO BOMB MY HOUSE

PBR · Feb 15, 2008

I'd try estrogen.

auggiedawg · Feb 15, 2008

You should shave it with a fukken ice pick.

ILMW · Feb 15, 2008

For some reason I thought you were alot older, maybe its the bold type.

BEANTOWNJIM · Feb 15, 2008

COME ON BOYS I KNOW I AM NOT THE ONLY GUY WITH THIS PROBLEM HOW ABOUT SOME SERIOUS REPLIES LETS FACE IT FELLAS IT ACN HAPPY TO ANY OF US.

Brock · Feb 15, 2008

You never should of shaved it to begin with. Now its going to keep growing like a wild forest.

BadCo · Feb 15, 2008

Is nair still on the market?

HisIsTheHand · Feb 15, 2008

shave an "S" into it

chicks dig that type stuff

Kornholio · Feb 15, 2008

Wax. It will thin out everytime you do it plus it will stay gone for 6 weeks. Unless you are a puszy and can't take it. It doesn't hurt as bad as you'd think. It is worth it. P.S. I've never had a need to wax my back just my balls.

tsm123 · Feb 15, 2008

Excessive back hair is one of the first symptoms of homosexual tendencies.

(American Medical Journal / May '96)

HisIsTheHand · Feb 15, 2008

tsm123 said:
Excessive back hair is one of the first symptoms of homosexual tendencies.

(American Medical Journal / May '96)

The 2nd is asking other guys what to do about it

ProPokerPlayer · Feb 15, 2008

I just puked , read this thread and called a lawyer about seeking damages........although not in that order.

shdw01 · Feb 15, 2008

Man, i have to shave everyday and I'm still 28...wtf will happen to me when I hit 40?

BTJ, i heard that type of font promotes body hair.

FWIW, if you can't stand it so much, have your sugar-momma pay for some laser hair removal

RupertPupkin · Feb 15, 2008

Hey Jim , can Johnny Knockdown take Kimbo ??

BEANTOWNJIM · Feb 15, 2008

BACK IN 1984 JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WOULD HAVE KNOCKED OUT KIMBO HE WAS THE GOLDEN GLOVES CHAMPION OF THE CITY OF BOSTON.HE ONLY WEIGHED 210 POUNDS BUT HE WAS A FIGHTER NOT A BACKYARD THUG.

WE DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT KIMBO HE WOULDNT GET WITHIN 100 YARDS OF THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB WE HAVE STRICT RULES AGAINST CERTAIN ETHNIC GROUPS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN :tongue2:

KIMBO IS A GOON HE ISNT A FIGHTER ANY PRO BOXER WOULD DESTROY THIS GUY BY WORKING ON THE BODY