i'll start....working in grocery store in 80's and went into shitter (single stall)and unscrewed light bulb...went to meat department and got meat wrapping film and raised seat and pulled film tightly around bowl...manager went in and piss splattered all over him...i have several more...anyone else?
I work at a pizza place. We have these metal clip things that we use to hold the order ticket in front of the cooks, so we usually put one of these clips in the pizza oven for a good 15 minutes and then put it with the rest of them until one sucker picks it up and gets a 2nd degree burn on his finger.
lol good times. This dude got really pissed once and just quit rite there on the spot. Dude needs to grow some thick skin imo, but I admit its a really asshole thing to do, but everyone who's worked there has gone through it, its tradition.
lol good times. This dude got really pissed once and just quit rite there on the spot. Dude needs to grow some thick skin imo, but I admit its a really asshole thing to do, but everyone who's worked there has gone through it, its tradition.
I worked in a Nightclub and the head Chef was a notorious practical joker. If you didn't know him you would never guess. He was a quiet Filipino man with a heart of gold.
One night, when the 6/49 lottery was close to 20 million everyone had their lotto tickets, including our douchebag head waiter, he was showing his ticket around saying things "here's the winner" "My last night at work people"
The chef had a keen eye and memory glanced at the ticket and remembered one line of numbers. He wrote them down on a piece of paper while no one was watching him.
a few hours later the club was in full swing. The Chef stood by the radio and placed the piece of paper close by.
The head waiter came in and asked if they'd announced the numbers yet.
The Chef said yes here you go.
The head waiter looked at the paper and compared them with what he had on the ticket.
The Guy started jumping and swearing "I'm Muthafukin outta here" "Later"
He went up to the Manager and quit on the spot, grabbed a bottle of Crystal and popped it before anyone could tell him it wa a joke.
There was a line up to tell this guy that it was a joke.
He looked crushed. I think their might have been a tear or two.
The best part was watching him shell out the $250 for the Crystal and hang his head real low and ask for his job back.
One night, when the 6/49 lottery was close to 20 million everyone had their lotto tickets, including our douchebag head waiter, he was showing his ticket around saying things "here's the winner" "My last night at work people"
The chef had a keen eye and memory glanced at the ticket and remembered one line of numbers. He wrote them down on a piece of paper while no one was watching him.
a few hours later the club was in full swing. The Chef stood by the radio and placed the piece of paper close by.
The head waiter came in and asked if they'd announced the numbers yet.
The Chef said yes here you go.
The head waiter looked at the paper and compared them with what he had on the ticket.
The Guy started jumping and swearing "I'm Muthafukin outta here" "Later"
He went up to the Manager and quit on the spot, grabbed a bottle of Crystal and popped it before anyone could tell him it wa a joke.
There was a line up to tell this guy that it was a joke.
He looked crushed. I think their might have been a tear or two.
The best part was watching him shell out the $250 for the Crystal and hang his head real low and ask for his job back.
Back in the day I was a 3rd shift stock clerk. We would do some brutal shit to eachother.. One night this guy came to my isle and sliced open a couple bottles of laundry soap (clear) so I couldn't see it. I was carrieing a box of bleach and wiped right out. i smashed my head real good and one of the bottle smashed off my face. I was sooooo fucking pissed. No one would own up to it. I finaly found out. Next week or so I decided it was pay back time, but in a bad way. I should mention that the store wasn't open back then 24/7 so we had the store to ourselves. Anyway, just before break I snuck over to this guys isle and see he was grabbing some more stock from the back. So I grabbed a can of soup from his isle and went back to mine. a few minutes later I could hear him (4 isles over) stocking again. So I went over to see which proxcimity of the isle he was in. I then returned to my isle and proceeded to launch the can of soup like only Brett Favre could do (lobb) I nailed that fawker. I heard a huge scream and the can hit the ground. I ran for the back warehouse to avoid suspision. When I came out there was 2-3 of my co-workers consoling the mother fawker. I split his skull to the tune of 20 stiches. The manager drove him to the hospital with an ice pack on his head... I later told the manager I seen 2 guys in the store.. We would prop the door in the back for air flow in the store in the summer, so anyone could have walked in..
my friend (shdw02) and I used to work in an office and he had a prank war with someone....pretty funny
The ones that I remember done by shdw02:
-adjust bootup, put loud annoying sounds for when he starts up
-would print pornographic images and insert into picture frames the guy kept his daughter.
-clipped his box full of paperclips together so there was never any loose ones
-the old cup of water on the door hinge
the only one i remember the guy doing was a fricking box of eaten pizza in a drawer that is never opened (nasty as hell)
It all ended one day when they were wrestling and someone went through a wall (mistakenly)
The ones that I remember done by shdw02:
-adjust bootup, put loud annoying sounds for when he starts up
-would print pornographic images and insert into picture frames the guy kept his daughter.
-clipped his box full of paperclips together so there was never any loose ones
-the old cup of water on the door hinge
the only one i remember the guy doing was a fricking box of eaten pizza in a drawer that is never opened (nasty as hell)
It all ended one day when they were wrestling and someone went through a wall (mistakenly)
This one time I was working construction and some guy was messing with me. So I waited till no one was around and stapled both his hands to a wall...then I covered him with gasoline and totally lit him on fire!
Okay that's a lie. Just trying to up my game a bit to compete on #1cheater's level.
Okay that's a lie. Just trying to up my game a bit to compete on #1cheater's level.
if you goto piss the light are going off at my place. I think one of the guys has a camera watching the door. Iseen people sneak in and they still get lights offed. It is dark as hell in our john too. Lots of pranks too many to list but you have seen hell until you worked at my shop.
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During my short stint in da coroporate world early 1980s, we had an office with about 30 people and a new guy was supposed to be giving a 9:00am presentation on his new sales expansion strategy that would direct the course of the office for next year.
When he got to work at 8:30 we had set every clock in the office to 10:00 am and told him that since he was late the upper management had decided to trash his ideas and he would have to work for next year as a staffer before being given role as manager. Took him a good 15 minutes to figure out time was off (I seem to recall he tried calling his wife at home and when she didn't answer he was all freaked and finally had to call the old school Time/Temperature phone number) and to calm down.
When he got to work at 8:30 we had set every clock in the office to 10:00 am and told him that since he was late the upper management had decided to trash his ideas and he would have to work for next year as a staffer before being given role as manager. Took him a good 15 minutes to figure out time was off (I seem to recall he tried calling his wife at home and when she didn't answer he was all freaked and finally had to call the old school Time/Temperature phone number) and to calm down.
