I want to dip my balls in it

Uno · Mar 8, 2008

I own a tee company and this is our latest design. Before we print I thought I would see what you guys thought of it.

any input would be awesome.

asufan550 · Mar 8, 2008

Honestly, not the most clever thing i've heard. The saying, "i want to dip my balls in it" isn't all that prevalent and i think the majority of people would find it somewhat stupid (no offense). You could do better though.

Jabow · Mar 8, 2008

Go for it

RobFunk · Mar 8, 2008

What is that contraption in the middle. I mean, would any really want to dip their balls in it?!

rjt721 · Mar 8, 2008

Pass.

Uno · Mar 8, 2008

rockets running all over the hornets.. you can't bring me down!!

RJ, who is the bet on in tonights fight?

alright back to the shirt. thanks for the early comments. the contraption in the middle is a ball washer found on all golf courses.. you need to get a set of clubs Funk.

ASU - no offense taken man, this is why i posted this. obv, most people will find it stupid... sadly shirts that people find intelligent are not all that prevalent... only so many people in MENSA.

The goal is to attract college aged guys who want a shirt that says "I want to dip my balls in it"... stupid shirts do pretty well with college kids.

Keep the input coming!

NES · Mar 8, 2008

RobFunk said:
What is that contraption in the middle. I mean, would any really want to dip their balls in it?!

A "ball washer", a little known fact that that means "ass kisser" in Costarican slang.

VIEJODINOSAUR · Mar 8, 2008

How about a picture of golf balls and saying "kiss my balls for luck"

Uno · Mar 8, 2008

VIEJO DINOSAUR said:
How about a picture of golf balls and saying "kiss my balls for luck"

haha, not a bad idea V.

JohnnyB · Mar 8, 2008

How do you do it? Print up like 500 shirts and then try and sell them, or is it more like a print on demand thing? Always seemed like a cool idea for a business, but I would want to have hundreds of t-shirts sitting around until I sold them 1 at a time...

HarryCaray · Mar 8, 2008

Not bad. I think it'll do OK

Uno · Mar 8, 2008

In order to do it right Johnny you have to be willing to invest. Printing on demand produces substandard shirts at a high cost.

shdw01 · Mar 8, 2008

I would rather use the same saying and the picture be a naked girl feeling herself up staring up with her mouth open.

As far as silk screeing ideas (if that is what you guys are talking about), do you bother trying to patent or whatever your sayings/pics?

Uno · Mar 8, 2008

HarryCaray said:
Not bad. I think it'll do OK

thanks harry, i appreciate it.

Uno · Mar 8, 2008

shdw01 said:
I would rather use the same saying and the picture be a naked girl feeling herself up staring up with her mouth open.

As far as silk screeing ideas (if that is what you guys are talking about), do you bother trying to patent or whatever your sayings/pics?

it depends but not really... we do have a few that we have a TM on but it really eats into your break even number on the initial print.

RobFunk · Mar 8, 2008

shdw01 said:
I would rather use the same saying and the picture be a naked girl feeling herself up staring up with her mouth open.

As far as silk screeing ideas (if that is what you guys are talking about), do you bother trying to patent or whatever your sayings/pics?

That's what I think too I guess. The object in question has to be more tantalizing. Which kind of ruins the theme of the print, but sex sells so why not.

Uno · Mar 8, 2008

the trick is actually coming up with something that is on the edge of vulgarity but does not cross the line. here you have a shirt that will appeal to any driving range junky or any 19 year old who likes saying "i wanna dip my balls in it"

rjt721 · Mar 8, 2008

doc44 said:
RJ, who is the bet on in tonights fight?

Diaz by decision small if you can find it (+141 at 5D... can't find another book that offers it).

Nothing on the heavies. Maskaev can hang with Peter, but he's been inactive and his health is always a concern. Over 7.5 at + money isn't bad.

I'm passing altogether on tonight's card. Would have played John Ruiz decision big if a book offered it.

shdw01 · Mar 8, 2008

I still chuckle at the one that says "I would check-raise my own grandma"...and has a picture of an old lady...

why don't you have an "ass tapping contest" title and a picture of about 5 donkeys with entry numbers wearing tap-dancing shoes?

Uno · Mar 8, 2008

shdw01 said:
I still chuckle at the one that says "I would check-raise my own grandma"...and has a picture of an old lady...

why don't you have an "ass tapping contest" title and a picture of about 5 donkeys with entry numbers wearing tap-dancing shoes?

this is now as good as done. when i print it i will send you one on me. great idea. i am always willing to give away product for a good idea.