(great News Boys)

BEANTOWNJIM · Mar 10, 2008

BOYS I HAVE SOME FANTASTIC NEWS NO I DIDNT HIT THE LOTTERY,NO MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR YURI DIDNT MOVE,NO MY JEWISH DOCTOR WAXMAN DIDNT LOWER MY BILL,NO WILHEIM HASNT GIVEN ME ACCESS TO THE BOARD ROOM,NO THE GARLIC SNAPPER WHO MADE MY ITALIAN SUB AND PUT HOT PEPPERS ON IT HASNT BEEN FIRED THOUGH HE SHOULD BE BECAUSE I THINK HE DID IT ON PURPOSE,NO I HAVENT FOUND A JOB YET BEING MIDDLE AGED AND WHITE MAKES IT DIFFICULT,BOYS THE GREAT NEWS IS :toast:

AFTER TWO MONTHS OFF THE PAYROLL MY LOVELY WIFE HAS DECIDED TO REINSTATE MY ALLOWANCE.SHE STOPPED PAYING ME BECAUSE SHE FOUND OUT I TOOK A CASH ADVANCE ON THE CREDIT CARD FOR OFFSHORE ACTIVITIES.BOYS THIS IS THE BEST NEWS NOW I CAN GO OFFSHORE AGAIN :dancefool

HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN
(BEANTOWNJIM IS BACK IN ACTION FELLAS)

I GRIN :>Grin> WHEN I WIN

PBR · Mar 10, 2008

You can thank me for that Jim. Last week I spoke with Mrs. Beantown and I told her that Jim was driving all the guys at the RX nuts because he had no funds to play with.

The only catch is that she said you have to go see Waxman sometime this week for a rectal exam. Good luck!