YANKS sign Billy Crystal to minor league contract

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Obviously the Yanks are desperate for some pitching......:missingte





TAMPA, Fla. -- Billy Crystal will get to "look mahvelous" in pinstripes.

The actor will sign a one-day, minor league contract with the New York Yankees and play in Thursday's exhibition game against the Pittsburgh Pirates.
Crystal, an avid Yankees fan, will work out with the team on Wednesday and will wear uniform No. 60 for the game -- to be played one day before his 60th birthday. The Yankees said Monday they have the approval of baseball commissioner Bud Selig.
"I've been waiting 50 years for this call," Crystal said in a statement released by the team. "I'm overwhelmed by the generosity of the Yankees and commissioner Selig. I know this'll be tougher than the Broadway Softball League, but I'm looking forward to helping the younger players, which by the way is all of them. Oops, I have to go, Scott Boras is on the phone."
Crystal, according to the Yankees hit .348 and was captain during his senior year at Long Beach High School in New York. He directed and produced "61*," a move about Roger Maris, Mickey Mantle and the 1961 Yankees.
"The Yankees are excited to welcome the newest member of our team known for his humor and wit as well as his undying love for the Yankees," chief operating officer Lonn Trost said.
Yankees manager Joe Girardi, after Monday night's 4-0 win over Cincinnati, said he hasn't determined what position Crystal will play.
"That remains to be seen," Girardi said. "Obviously, it's kind of exciting. Billy Crystal has done a lot for this organization. He's always been a big part of it. Our way of rewarding him, saying thanks for everything that you've done."
Country singer Garth Brooks has played in spring training games, helping raise money for his Touch 'em All Foundation. He was 1-for-22 (.045) in 1999 with the San Diego Padres, 0-for-17 the following year with the New York Mets and 1-for-8 (.125) in 2004 with the Kansas City Royals.
Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press
 

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This is embarrassing, not only to the Yankees, but MLB overall.
 

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Wilheim, Mr. Smith, and myself are on the list of RX posters looking for a spring at-bat with the Bosox in Fort Myers.

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Posters Illini and Viking611 were denied this oppurtunity by the Cardinals.
 

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I think its more embarrassing for the Succos being they picked them as the team he will play against!:dancefool
 
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Think about it..anyone here would do it if given the opportunity..great publicity for MLB and the Yanks...nice gesture...
 

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hope the opposing pitcher drills him in the ribs w/ 90mph fastball
when the bitch comes to bat
 
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It is what it is..publicity...any worse than the midget coming to bat awhile back...the way I see it is no harm no foul...
 

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hope the opposing pitcher drills him in the ribs w/ 90mph fastball
when the bitch comes to bat


I agree, precisely what I would be doing if on the mound facing him......although my fastball these days would be lucky to reach 45.5 mph.
 

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F'n Great

Jim (not funny) Belushi and Bill (your 15 mins are up) Murray got moist at the idea of doing this for the local MLB team that hasn't won in over a century.
 

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Maybe the Red Sox can counteract this move by signing HOF'er Peter Gammons to fill out their pitching staff.

Here is a recent picture of Gammons from his baseball card:

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Stupid shit. For as much money as they spend, they sure haven't gotten a great return on it in recent years.
 
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In the immortal words of A.I.

Are we talking about practice games? Practice? I mean, come on it's only practice.

Some of you take things waaaay to serious
 

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there are a few sport books placing odds if billy will get a hit or even make countact at all tomm...foul tips ect count as contact
 

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