I'm about to kill myself

shdw01 · Mar 20, 2008

1st - I have been on a horrible losing streak and not managing my bankroll good enough.

2nd - I have 3 parts of my CPA exam complete, need only 1 more section, failed once and studied my ass off to take it about a month ago...score comes back today....failed again (70%....75% is passing).....I have one more chance to take it before my first 3 parts start to expire.....major LIFE-tilt

3rd - I'm super pissed and I jump up 2 levels in my poker game, bust out of my live ring game TWICE! (so these 2 buyins I lost is equivalent to 6 or 7 normal buyins)

4th - My fucking testicles have been sore for the past 3 days and I have no fucking idea what it is....with all the sad stories on here, I'm stressing out waiting for this shit to pass.

5th - Middle of tax season and I'm working 6 days/wk (about 60 hours)

the combination of everything is making me mad.....round 1 of the dance starts today and I haven't watched 1 minute of basketball....I can probably handle any 2 of these at one time....but all 5 is killing me (well, #2 is the biggest depressant)

:finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger:

SportSavant · Mar 20, 2008

at least you dont have to deal ith this fucking snow.

seriously tho....

60 hours a week + studying is more than enough to fill ones plate.

sportsbetting and poker should be parked until you get those other things done....

or vice versa of course.....

Brock Landers · Mar 20, 2008

Go with West Virginia tonight and Miss St tomorrow and you will feel a lot better!

Mopisgood · Mar 20, 2008

MY wife is a cpa and I know what a bitch that test is. Bite the bullet and study like you know you should and everything will take care of itself.

You need to cut out the poker until you are 100% confident that you are going to pass the test.

Just get your priorities straight. And see a doctor about the balls. Could be cancer, and you don't want to let that get out of hand.

t3a · Mar 20, 2008

shdw01 said:
4th - My fucking testicles have been sore for the past 3 days

Do you remember doing this recently?

shdw01 · Mar 20, 2008

Mopisgood said:
MY wife is a cpa and I know what a bitch that test is. Bite the bullet and study like you know you should and everything will take care of itself.

You need to cut out the poker until you are 100% confident that you are going to pass the test.

Just get your priorities straight. And see a doctor about the balls. Could be cancer, and you don't want to let that get out of hand.

Yeah, the poker really hurt though....my rampage made me lose almost 40% of what was in my account.

Damn, I really gotta buckle down on the studying but I been out of college for over 4 years (not to mention I hardly studied while in college)....but if I dont pass now I will no doubt regret it.

Balls aren't that sore....but I probably should check it out....I actually did semi-inspect for lumps....can't find any....it is a small tingling pain that comes out once in a while (maybe for a minute....a few times a day since sunday)....i think if it goes away by the weekend it really isn't anything

burtrapp · Mar 20, 2008

When you slice go down the river instead of across the street. It does the trick.

SportSavant · Mar 20, 2008

tingling = herpes

Sugarbear · Mar 20, 2008

Later.

DollarDay · Mar 20, 2008

So ... how long has it been since you busted a nut ~ and I don't mean taking matters into your own hands?

This sounds like SLUMPBUSTER TIME!!!!

Find the biggest, gnarliest, fattest chick you can, and well, bust that slump !!

Thats why god put them on earth. It's all part of his master plan.

JakeT. · Mar 20, 2008

Please wait until the H2H contest is over to off yourself Shdw. I'd hate to see a disqualification.

HuskerFan1 · Mar 20, 2008

i dont know if you have a gf or not so i wont comment on that end but if you want some serious advice id put the sports and poker on the back burner for a while and concentrate on getting your CPA thing done...working 60 and having to study is enough stress that is definitely carrying over into your betting and poker and probably altering your playing your normal game and or pressing with the sports betting...your obviously not an idiot be thankful you have a good career waiting in the wings....poker and sports will be there for ya when your done with your business...

and if you dont have a gf find a way to get laid...

gl

HisIsTheHand · Mar 20, 2008

I can't help you with any of your problems but if you post your email addy I might be able to come over and massage your nuts.

TheRightSide · Mar 20, 2008

This just might be proof that you have a gambling problem. You can't put aside the poker and gambling to get through this.

shdw01 · Mar 20, 2008

Actually....when I took the section that just came back fail.....I didnt play poker from mid january til end of february....so I laid off the poker....

I only gambled on football games and UH/Wac basketball

shdw01 · Mar 20, 2008

His Is The Hand said:
I can't help you with any of your problems but if you post your email addy I might be able to come over and massage your nuts.

Just come down to hawaii...my nuts will find you....

shdw01 · Mar 20, 2008

HuskerFan1 said:
i dont know if you have a gf or not so i wont comment on that end but if you want some serious advice id put the sports and poker on the back burner for a while and concentrate on getting your CPA thing done...working 60 and having to study is enough stress that is definitely carrying over into your betting and poker and probably altering your playing your normal game and or pressing with the sports betting...your obviously not an idiot be thankful you have a good career waiting in the wings....poker and sports will be there for ya when your done with your business...

and if you dont have a gf find a way to get laid...

gl

Have a gf....planning a wedding for next year....and she bought an Acura yesterday....while I have a crap truck w/ roll-down windows (sucks caues there is a parking structure w/ a swipe card at my work)

shdw01 · Mar 20, 2008

jakethompson said:
Please wait until the H2H contest is over to off yourself Shdw. I'd hate to see a disqualification.

at the rate judge and I are going....it might only take 5 points to win this week.

TTinCO · Mar 20, 2008

Screw the CPA & go for the CFA. If you can pass Level 2(which is a bitch from hell), you're set for six figs+ a year for life.

roach23 · Mar 20, 2008

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