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  • #1-The funeral crashing asshole

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • #1-The worthless methhead bitch

    Votes: 5 83.3%

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In the red corner, we have contestant #1, the funeral crashing asshole in Boulder
Man suspected of crashing memorial
By Vanessa Miller (Contact)
Originally published 09:37 a.m., April 3, 2008
Updated 09:37 a.m., April 3, 2008
Courtesy Boulder County Sheriff's Office
Marlos Hernandez, 31


A Boulder man was arrested early this morning after police said he crashed a memorial service, grabbed the breast of the deceased woman's sister, and showed her mother pornographic pictures.




Marlos Hernandez, 31, faces possible charges of unlawful sexual contact, first-degree burglary and harassment after police said he entered a memorial gathering in another unit of his apartment building that had started hours earlier and extended past midnight.

When Hernandez upset the mother of the deceased, other memorial guests became upset and a "physical confrontation" ensued outside the apartment complex in the 700 block of Mohawk Drive, police spokeswoman Sarah Huntley said.

Hernandez was treated and released from Boulder Community Hospital, then taken to Boulder County Jail, Huntley said.

The deceased's mother, who hosted the memorial gathering, told police she doesn't know Hernandez but wasn't suspicious when he entered her home because lots of people she doesn't know have paid their respects, Huntley said.

Hernandez first went to the kitchen and put his arm around the deceased woman's teenage sister, Huntley said.

"It was as if to comfort her," Huntley said.

But the woman told officers it made her uncomfortable.

"Then he reached down and grabbed one of her breasts," Huntley said.
The sister told police she didn't want to start a confrontation, so she left the kitchen. Hernandez then went to a display of pictures and memories of the deceased and pulled out a cell phone, Huntley said.

"She thought he was going to take a picture of the shrine with his cell phone," Huntley said. "But he showed the mother a pornographic picture instead."

This, Huntley said, upset the mother and her guests, who forced Hernandez outside and started fighting with him.

http://www.dailycamera.com/news/2008/apr/03/man-suspected-crashing-memorial/

In the blue corner, we have contestant #2-The worthless piece of shit "mother" giving meth to her f'ing 3 month old baby.

Police: Mom Gave Meth To 3-Month-Old Baby

Baby Rushed To Children's Hospital With Seizures


POSTED: 2:25 pm MDT April 3, 2008
UPDATED: 3:20 pm MDT April 3, 2008



<SCRIPT src="/js/13260191/script.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT><LINK href="/css/13260803/style.css" type=text/css rel=stylesheet><!--startindex-->DENVER -- A 27-year-old mother was arrested Wednesday, accused of giving methamphetamine to her 3-month-old baby, Denver police said.

The infant was brought to Children's Hospital last Friday suffering from seizures. Doctors called police after they determined that the baby had ingested meth.

The child's mother, Katreice Trujillo, was arrested on allegations of child abuse resulting in serious bodily injury. The case is being investigated by the Denver Police Missing and Exploited Persons Unit.

Trujillo has had a run-in with the law before. She has a lengthy criminal history with arrests in Denver, Lakewood, Brighton, Thornton and Northglenn for harassment, assault and driving with a suspended license. <!--stopindex-->

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/15785977/detail.html
 

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I voted for #2 but I read one today that beats them both.

"A father who pleaded guilty to charges of physically abusing his 3-month daughter to the point of blindness was sentenced to life in prison.

The daughter, Kaylee, is now 3. She is blind, has severe cerebral palsy and a seizure disorder.

The DA said White, on multiple occasions, physically abused Kaylee as an infant and also blew meth in her face."

I'd like to place this guy at the head of the line for immediate death.
 

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