I Was Abducted By Aliens Saturday Night

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After the Football I had Dinner and put on a few Baseball Bets care of Our resident Baseball sharp Tomorrows Newspaper :103631605 as Her in Doors was going to a tupperware Party I thought I'd go down the Battle Cruiser for a few jars of Liffey water. Anyhow, on the walk back Home a blinding light hit Me, at first I thought it must be some wanker with his full beam on but then I went all groggy and the next thing I'm lying on a table hearing strange noises. Through the haze an ugly looking Head appeared and I thought, I've seen that boatrace before in RX bash photo's, its Coco from the windy Rockies!!!! but then it started talking in a strange voice about finding the sharp Gene and implanting it in Al Watts (hidi doodly).

The next thing I knew was waking up on the Grass outside the house, well shook I went inside and had a livener then checked out My Bets. When I looked up the RX I seen that a couple of posts were made in my handle. Whats this bollocks I thought, A farewell to the RX, thats got to be bullshit. Outside of Aliens it can only be a RX Moderators conspiracy lead by the Rocky Mountain Weatherman to get rid of me, as this would be an insane thought I'm left with the Alien Theory. :drink:
 

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:lol: Dork

p.s. Cold & shitty tonight at Coors. Chance of rain\drizzle\snow. If you touch the total, you gotta go under with the Rockies dead bats so far this year(but both Glavine & Cook have been ROCKED so far in this very young season).
 

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p.s. Cold & shitty tonight at Coors. Chance of rain\drizzle\snow. If you touch the total, you gotta go under with the Rockies dead bats so far this year(both both Glavine & Cook have been ROCKED so far in this very young season).


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Even the aliens were smart enough to give you back. There is intelligent life out there.
 

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:lol: Dork

p.s. Cold & shitty tonight at Coors. Chance of rain\drizzle\snow. If you touch the total, you gotta go under with the Rockies dead bats so far this year(but both Glavine & Cook have been ROCKED so far in this very young season).

That reminded of something. I'm always looking at things in Cricket to see if they can be related to Baseball, the Great Beefy Botham after hitting 3 HRs off 3 Balls said its the same as Cricket, the Ball comes at you and you whack it out of the Ground. Its common knowledge that fast bowlers get a lot more swing or curve on the ball when its overcast, I wonder if its the same in Baseball, would be great for the Unders.
Any views? :drink:
 
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Actually, in all fairness, it was the Braves pen that gave up most of the damage in his last start.

The fact that the Rockies bats are non-existent, and they are getting steamed is rather interesting.

You may be right Fitz, but it's going to take (another) Braves pen meltdown and the Rocks to re-learn how to hit the ball.
 
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I don't know what these talking heads on the tube were looking at, but I don't see a drop of rain or a flake of snow showing up during the game.
 
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The Weather Wizard of the Rockies does it again. :party:
I don't have the time or desire to try to follow MLB full time, so I've got to narrow down my angles in a big way. The Rox still can't hit, and their pitching staff is apparently bipolar.

I'm waiting for things to fall into place a bit before diving into this circus. I think April & May are the real 'spring training" from the looks of these flakes so far.

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i didnt read you post, only your thread title. it reminds me of this japanese anime that i watched back when i was in college.

this girls gets abductedby an alien that had 5 tentacles coming out if its face. all those tentacles can grow a big fat **** at the tip. it puts one in her mouth, one in her pussy and one in her arse. the other 2 were just rubbing her tits and and body. it was pretty rough. after a while it shoots its load from all 5 tentacls all over her pussy body and face. the stuff that it shoots is some green guey extra terrestrial material that is very acidic. yes, after few seconds it started burning her face body n skin, and the skin started melt it put a hole all over her...soon the whole grew and she just melted away with guts and blood n skin.

everytime i hear the term alien or alien abduction, those images come to my mind.
 

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