Cheap as I am as I am paying taxes for the new Miller Park an attend 30-45 games a year. I have limited access to the minis now but when I did I would empty into a flask. I would put the flask in my crotch area and have never been patted down. Now I buy large bottles of rum, vodka, or brandy and fill a flask before game.
I have it down to a science. I park in the players lot 50 feet from the stadium for free, as I know the attendant from my local health club. Buy him a gift certificate for a nice restaurant at Christmas and he takes care of me. Go through security gates and all.
Next get the cheapest ticket available and have 3 usher friends who sit me in the good seats after the 3rd inning. Take my 2 sons most of the time and my oldest got 46 balls 3 years ago. Gave a couple to my friend in the players lot and he kept them for the season and as players would come out after the game he would get autographs for my boys. Pretty neat for them. Wish I had a dad like me. LOL
heheheheeeeeeee come on douglas...i always have drank just beer,but have gone to the darkside lately...i just don't want to get embarrassed by being the one getting caught for smuggling booze into a concert..after all i have a reputation in the community...
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if you are going to a sporting event where people use shakers, then hide them in the shaker. Tape the mini's around the neck of the shaker, flip the shaker upside down thus covering the minis with the shaker. Walk into the game and enjoy. note: 1 shaker hold 4 mnis. therefore one may need 2 or 3 shakers
